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[BruisedOrange]

Ooops. Gotta log out. My sponsor is checking in on me.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

 

[chuckiepoo]

Just finished watching “Sandlot” with my Mom and sister. Their choice!

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

Just finished watching “Sandlot” with my Mom and sister. Their choice!

You're such a good little boy.

 

[VolPack22]

Watched Twisters in theater. I was pleasantly surprised by it. If you liked the first one you will love this one too.

 

[VolPack22]

Just cancel the damn season already

Albies likely out 8 weeks with fractured wrist

Atlanta Braves star second baseman Ozzie Albies is headed to the injured list, and is expected to miss approximately eight weeks, after suffering a left wrist fracture in his club's 6-2 loss to the St. Louis Cardinals on Sunday afternoon at Truist Park.

www.espn.com

 

[VolPack22]

This has to be the most injury riddled season I can recall in recent memory.

 

[VolPack22]

Guess we will be seeing Nacho called up to the Braves. 5 out of 8 position starters and 2 starting pitchers will have served extended time on the IL this season. Unreal the bad luck these guys have had this year.

 

[VolPack22]

By the time Albies comes back there will only be about 1-2 weeks left in the regular season.

 

[BruisedOrange]

Just finished watching “Sandlot” with my Mom and sister. Their choice!

What was the other choice you gave them?

 

[chuckiepoo]

What was the other choice you gave them?

 

[BruisedOrange]

 

[VolPack22]

What was the other choice you gave them?

Rally bewbz.

 

[VolPack22]

Trying to get ahead of Tyreek Hill on his passion for a career after football…

LSU CB arrested on video voyeurism charges

LSU's Javien Toviano surrendered to authorities on charges of video voyeurism after allegedly recording himself having sex with a woman without her consent.

www.espn.com

 

[BruisedOrange]

Rally bewbz.

Original, or the sequel?

Guess it doesn't matter. If you've seen one you've seen them both.

 

[Drewbydoo]

...and our once innocent Drewbydoo is a screen-pusher!

I'm reading all the comments with my roommates (RM) and girlfriend (GF):

GF: YOU? Innocent? I don't think so.
RM: You haven't told them very much about the lacrosse team have you?
Me: I started to, but then got a message from a Mod saying I'm not allowed to write about sexuality (homo-erotic stuff) or P*nises.
RM: Yeah.... that pretty much kills everything that went on in the showers or locker room.
Me: Exactly

That leaves screen pushing

 

[Drewbydoo]

What was the other choice you gave them?

This is brilliant. haha

 

[BruisedOrange]

I'm reading all the comments with my roommates (RM) and girlfriend (GF):

GF: YOU? Innocent? I don't think so.
RM: You haven't told them very much about the lacrosse team have you?
Me: I started to, but then got a message from a Mod saying I'm not allowed to write about sexuality (homo-erotic stuff) or P*nises.
RM: Yeah.... that pretty much kills everything that went on in the showers or locker room.
Me: Exactly

That leaves screen pushing

NOW I understand what's generating all these ads that don't match my demographic and psychographic!
I kept thinking, why does Google think I've got a hot girlfriend? Do I have a secret life I don't know about?

It's what everyone else posts on Volnation!!! That's why Google keeps pushing ads for places to, uh... keep rally bewbz.

 

[BruisedOrange]

This is brilliant. haha

Not really. That's just a hundred thousand years of accumulated husband-craft.

"Okay, Hon. I'm sorry. We'll do what you want to do. You want to watch "The Evil Dead" or "The Sandlot?"

 

[Drewbydoo]

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NOW I understand what's generating all these ads that don't match my demographic and psychographic!
I kept thinking, why does Google think I've got a hot girlfriend? Do I have a secret life I don't know about?

It's what everyone else posts on Volnation!!! That's why Google keeps pushing ads for places to, uh... keep rally bewbz.

I get stuff similar to what's on the right side of the screen quite a bit, but my GF, who is hot, uses my laptop to browse for clothes and it's a running joke that no matter what she shows me, I want either more cleavage, shorter skirts or something "just a little bit" sluttier.

 

[Drewbydoo]

Not really. That's just a hundred thousand years of accumulated husband-craft.

"Okay, Hon. I'm sorry. We'll do what you want to do. You want to watch "The Evil Dead" or "The Sandlot?"

I have a LOT to learn.

 

[knoxvol52]

Guess we will be seeing Nacho called up to the Braves. 5 out of 8 position starters and 2 starting pitchers will have served extended time on the IL this season. Unreal the bad luck these guys have had this year.

Every team has had a ton of injuries. Especially in the pitching department. Hell Mookie still isn't due back for 4 more weeks.

 

[VolPack22]

Currently the Mets, Diamondbacks, and Padres have a 3-way tie for the last NL wildcard spot. Pittsburgh is 0.5 game back of making it a 4-way tie. Giants, Cubs, Nationals, and Reds are all within 4 games of the last spot. Really the only two teams out of contention are the Marlins and Rockies.

 

[VolPack22]

Every team has had a ton of injuries. Especially in the pitching department. Hell Mookie still isn't due back for 4 more weeks.

Something must be in the food. They are all different injuries too. Just a very odd season.

 

[knoxvol52]

Currently the Mets, Diamondbacks, and Padres have a 3-way tie for the last NL wildcard spot. Pittsburgh is 0.5 game back of making it a 4-way tie. Giants, Cubs, Nationals, and Reds are all within 4 games of the last spot. Really the only two teams out of contention are the Marlins and Rockies.

Pirates are a scary team with that pitching, especially with Skenes and Jones when he returns from IL.