The Great 2022 and Beyond Recession Thread

[VolStrom]

Either lack of funds, means testing, or government bankruptcy.

I'm sorry, but LOL, LOLOL, LOLOLOL.

 

[Orangeburst]

I use mine to pay my federal income taxes.

Now that is funny and yet so sad.

 

[McDad]

I use mine to pay my federal income taxes.

Lol. I don't know why but that is funny to me.

 

[NorthDallas40]

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You’ll get at least 50% of today’s benefits. It would be financial civil war if they tried to abolish it.

 

[NorthDallas40]

I use mine to pay my federal income taxes.

Hilarious

 

[McDad]

You’ll get at least 50% or today’s benefits. It would be financial civil war if they tried to abolish it.

Meh. Like you, I'm taking care of myself. If it's there, fine. If not, fine.

 

[NorthDallas40]

Meh. Like you, I'm taking care of myself. If it's there, fine. If not, fine.

Yep. But you’re a moron if you say “no thank you” when you’re at benefits age.

 

[McDad]

Yep. But you’re a moron if you say “no thank you” when you’re at benefits age.

I will be friends with benefits with Unkie Sam?

 

[Weezer]

I will be friends with benefits with Unkie Sam?

Uncle Sam has been touching us all inappropriately for years....

 

[NorthDallas40]

I will be friends with benefits with Unkie Sam?

Oh I think we’re all there already the benes just suck.

Tell you what when you hit that age just sign it and send it to me I’ll take it. You got my number!

 

[NorthDallas40]

Uncle Sam has been touching us all inappropriately for years....

It’s no longer a “touch” when you bury something that deep.

What’s your take on this?

 

[VolStrom]

Yep. But you’re a moron if you say “no thank you” when you’re at benefits age.

It's kind of like saying no thanks, I can get health insurance through my wife's plan for triple the price, so I'm gonna go that route.

 

[McDad]

Oh I think we’re all there already the benes just suck.

Tell you what when you hit that age just sign it and send it to me I’ll take it. You got my number!

Bro, you and I both know shortly after you get your lump $, your wife will see to it you have a terrible "accident".
You about to get Clintoned.

 

[VolStrom]

Bro, you and I both know shortly after you get your lump $, your wife will see to it you have a terrible "accident".
You about to get Clintoned.

Damn, but yeah, that's how they operate.

 

[NorthDallas40]

Bro, you and I both know shortly after you get your lump $, your wife will see to it you have a terrible "accident".
You about to get Clintoned.

Yep. I reminded her that in three weeks I will finally be worth more alive than dead for the first time in about 30 years as a joke that my crazy life insurance coverage thru work will no longer be there and we’ve got what we’re gonna get money wise. What a dumbass huh?

 

[McDad]

Yep. I reminded her that in three weeks I will finally worth more alive than dead as a joke that my crazy life insurance coverage thru work will no longer be there and we’ve got what we’re gonna get money wise. What a dumbass huh?

Aren't engineers supposed to be intelligent?

 

[NorthDallas40]

Aren't engineers supposed to be intelligent?

Not old ones. We’re used up. We’re more sinister at this point. Like taking Ponzi scheme money from younger working people

 

[Weezer]

It’s no longer a “touch” when you bury something that deep.

What’s your take on this?

I'm already collecting government benefits. It's called disability. So I guess I can't say too much.

For what it's worth, I'd rather be healthy.

 

[volfanhill]

Yep. I reminded her that in three weeks I will finally be worth more alive than dead for the first time in about 30 years as a joke that my crazy life insurance coverage thru work will no longer be there and we’ve got what we’re gonna get money wise. What a dumbass huh?

RIP my friend

 

[SuzyVol]

Either lack of funds, means testing, or government bankruptcy.

It will be means testing. Government controls the printing presses, so no lack of funds or bankruptcy.

 

[McDad]

RIP my friend

@LouderVol likes wealthy, Latina widows. Maybe after ND40's untimely but predictable demise, she can meet Louder.
They can have a lot of fun with ND's money.

 

[SuzyVol]

I use mine to pay my federal income taxes.

Have you had the pleasure of meeting IRMAA?

 

[NorthDallas40]

RIP my friend

Well now I know you’re reading. What’s your take? @Weezer wouldn’t nibble at the stink bait.

Edit: no he didn’t I missed his reply

 

[NorthDallas40]

@Louder likes wealthy, Latina widows. Maybe after ND40's untimely but predictable demise, she can meet Louder.
They can have a lot of fun with ND's money.

Bastard better stay outta my boat!

 

[Weezer]

Bastard better stay outta my boat!

I'm looking forward to watching this story on the murder channel.