What about Peter N. Buttcrack, former mayor of South Bend?This is also an attempt to distract people from the very weak candidates that will run against Trump.
Their top 3
A guy who can't even speak coherently without bleeding from the eyes and being creepy around young girls and who's best idea of policy is based around Obama nostalgia.
An 80 year old socialist candidate that just had a heart attack and will likely die in office if elected.
A fake Indian woman who is also lying about her campaign being grassroot when in actuality it was bankrolled by corporate money from her previous election. She has no original ideas and even her own fans are lukewarm at best. If she gets nominated it will be less because of her succeess and more because the other two candidates messed up.
Id run distraction too if my candidates were this sorry.