The lies of Tv shows and Movies

#301
#301
Movie: Knocked Up

Situation: Katherine Heigl's character, a television personality, gets pregnant by Seth Rogen's character. Rogen's character is the prototypical lazy loser oftentimes portrayed in American cinema.

Factual Error: Hot and classy women don't f*** fat, ugly, unemployed losers.
 
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#303
#303
firestorm said:
Saying it's a movie tells me something I already know so I don't know what you meant by it since it's not a excuse for a lameass unfunny movie which not a surprise was on bad movie beatdown.
Bad movie Beatdown: A guy reviews Bad or awful movies while bringing up flaws alsp why the movie failed at the box office, or is a bad or awful quality movie.

Movie: 2 Fast 2 Furious
Bryan driving a car above 45 mph crashes through a Metal gate with a stop sign, and no damage to the damn car because logic and physics don't exist in this universe.

The car he drove to retrive items for the Drug Kingpin is not a tank but that didn't stop them from showing something unbelievable and implausible.


Factual error
A person using a normal car to crash through a Metal gate as shown in the movie would dent the front of the car.
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Hudson Hawk, the movie, was flawed. Do you watch sci-fi movies? I've already kindly asked you to stay away from looney tunes.
 
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#304
#304
tumscalcium said:
Hudson Hawk, the movie, was flawed. Do you watch sci-fi movies? I've already kindly asked you to stay away from looney tunes.
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Yes I watch science fiction movies.
Also I'm not staying away from Looney tunes, and since I haven't criticized looney tunes for more than 9 months you bringing it up has no logical reason.

Movie: Die Hard with a Vengeance
Zeus and John jump off a ship shortly before a large explosion, and they don't die because of plot armor.

Factual error: They couldn't have survived the large explosion because how close they are after jumping off the ship which was narrowly before the explosion, and the pressure wave would have killed them if the heat didn't.

Movie: Rambo 3
A tank and helicopter both moving at high speeds crash creating a explosion that kills the pilot, also Rambo in a tank with no cap down still survives because of plot armor.

Factual error
Rambo couldn't have survived a explosion in a tank with no cap down with how close he is to the explosion which destroyed a helicopter including the 2 persons inside the helicopter.
 
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#305
The Ron Mexico said:
Movie: Knocked Up

Situation: Katherine Heigl's character, a television personality, gets pregnant by Seth Rogen's character. Rogen's character is the prototypical lazy loser oftentimes portrayed in American cinema.

Factual Error: Hot and classy women don't f*** fat, ugly, unemployed losers.
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Well she seems like a complete $$$$$ in her movies and real life. She deserved to get knocked up by a fat ugly loser
 
#306
#306
Movie: Scream 2

Factual error: Before Cici is killed she throws the phone onto the floor without hanging up but the killer still calls again with the phone ringing.

A phone that hasn't been hung up will not ring instead a beeping noise will inform the person a caller on the other line, and the person has the option to switch to the other line.
I know that for a fact because I've used a phone that has that feature.

Factual error: When arguing in a Class are movie sequels better than the original or not Randy is a big movie buff and he still gets the famous line from Aliens wrong when he says I think the correct line was "Stay away from her you *****."

That line is wrong the famous line from Aliens is "Get away from her you *****." Which is what the man said before Randy shouldn't have corrected him because he is right that the line is "Get away from her you *****."

Factual error: At the end of the movie On a Ambulance is a LA county sticker, and the events are not near Los Angeles including LA county because Ohio is a Midwest State more than 800 miles away from Los Angeles, California a Westcoast state in another time zone.
 
#308
#308
In Anchorman, Champ Kind disrespects Wes Mantooth's mother by stating he would take her out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

The truth: Dorothy Mantooth is a saint.
 
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#309
#309
In Smokey and the Bandit Big Enos makes a bet with Bandit that he can't make a beer run from Atlanta to Texarkana in less than 28 hours. In explaining the trip to his partner Snowman he says "it's only 900 miles there and 900 miles back".

Reality is that it is 621 miles from Atlanta to Texarkana and you would need to average 45 mph to make the trip. A side note is that Texarkana was a dry city in 1977, so the chances of buying 400 cases of Coors is slim to none.

At the end of the movie they make a double or nothing bet that Bandit can make it to Boston and back in 18 hours. Atlanta to Boston is 1077 miles and would take more than 18 hours one way.
 
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bignewt said:
Ohio is only 800 miles from LA? ROAD TRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That must be a joke because I said more than 800 miles.
Also if you are driving to LA and not starting from a Westcoast State that is going to be a long drive with a high amount of gasoline to use.
 
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firestorm said:
That must be a joke because I said more than 800 miles.
Also if you are driving to LA and not starting from a Westcoast State that is going to be a long drive with a high amount of gasoline to use.
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I only ride bicycles. Not only do I save money on gas, but I'll never go bald with that amount of exercise.

#lifehack
 
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firestorm said:
That must be a joke because I said more than 800 miles.
Also if you are driving to LA and not starting from a Westcoast State that is going to be a long drive with a high amount of gasoline to use.
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You know its more than one mile from my house to Cairo Egypt just so you have a frame of reference.
 
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The Ron Mexico said:
I only ride bicycles. Not only do I save money on gas, but I'll never go bald with that amount of exercise.

#lifehack
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You still have to eat the right food, drink a high amount of water, not use hot water showers, etc.
So only riding a bike won't prevent a person from hair loss or baldness.
 
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#320
firestorm said:
The Godfather
The whole mafia doesnt engage in drug dealing.

The mob the mobster Lucky Luciano was in engaged in drug dealing of heroin and Luciano got busted for it.

Bullets can travel under water
From Navy seals and multiple other movies.

It got tested on mythbysters in a swimming pool and was easily busted.
Also the bullet's structure was negatively altered.
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wait. i guess im confused. the googles says pistol bullets can travel up to 8 ft and HS rounds can go 3 ft under water. This was shown accurately in Saving Private Ryan.
 
#321
#321
jackcrevol said:
wait. i guess im confused. the googles says pistol bullets can travel up to 8 ft and HS rounds can go 3 ft under water. This was shown accurately in Saving Private Ryan.
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The test was shown in a deep pool of water and the bullets were not able to move as far as what was shown in the movie Navy Seals.


I watched the bad movie beatdown of this abomination 007 movie, and wow a guy said seriously this is science fact not science fiction.

Movie: Moonraker

Factual error
Jaws has no parachute to use because he ripped off the cord that releases the parachute.
He is thousands of feet in the air, and safely lands on a circus tent that cushions his fall.
This isn't a damn cartoon with cartoon physics, and yet that is exactly what is shown with a man seriously saying this movie is science fact not science fiction.

That may be the greatest most serious statement which is utterly ironic.



Truth
He would have been dead from the hard impact because of how high and fast he was falling even if it was on a circus tent which is soft.

Factual error
In this movie repeased 1979 that a man says is science fact laser guns exist, and are used by persons shooting other persons with laser guns.


Truth
This movie can't be called science fact because laser guns in 1979 don't exist in the real world, and didn't exist in the real world any year before this movie was released.
Also never have persons shot other persons in Space with laser guns in 1979 or before 1979 because laser guns don't exist in the real world

So this movie is undeniably science fiction not science fact because of fictional weapons, fictional events and with a astounding science factual error with Jaws survives landing on a circus tent so no logical reason at all to seriously call this 007 movie science fact.
 
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firestorm said:
The test was shown in a deep pool of water and the bullets were not able to move as far as what was shown in the movie Navy Seals.


I watched the bad movie beatdown of this abomination 007 movie, and wow a guy said seriously this is science fact not science fiction.

Movie: Moonraker

Factual error
Jaws has no parachute to use because he ripped off the cord that releases the parachute.
He is thousands of feet in the air, and safely lands on a circus tent that cushions his fall.
This isn't a damn cartoon with cartoon physics, and yet that is exactly what is shown with a man seriously saying this movie is science fact not science fiction.

That may be the greatest most serious statement which is utterly ironic.



Truth
He would have been dead from the hard impact because of how high and fast he was falling even if it was on a circus tent which is soft.

Factual error
In this movie repeased 1979 that a man says is science fact laser guns exist, and are used by persons shooting other persons with laser guns.


Truth
This movie can't be called science fact because laser guns in 1979 don't exist in the real world, and didn't exist in the real world any year before this movie was released.
Also never have persons shot other persons in Space with laser guns in 1979 or before 1979 because laser guns don't exist in the real world

So this movie is undeniably science fiction not science fact because of fictional weapons, fictional events and with a astounding science factual error with Jaws survives landing on a circus tent so no logical reason at all to seriously call this 007 movie science fact.
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We need to know Jaws weight, the height he is falling from, any thing that may have caused resistance on the way down, the wind direction and speed, and the strength and flexibility of the tent he landed on, at a minimum, to determine the truthfullness of your claim. What material was the tent made from? What kind of poles were being used to hold the tent up? What angle did Jaws strike the surface at?

Probably a few other things I can't think if right now.
 
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#323
508mikey said:
but what was your diet to grow back all that hair after being bald for a few years ?
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I wasn't bald I had a obvious receeding hairline.

I say obvious because if I recall right where the hairline starts no hair in that area or not much, or maybe a Widow's Peak either way hard to miss.

The same as it is currently except for having added this year aloe vera juice, flaxseed, 10 or more glasses of water, and greek yogurt.

Typically if a person is bald they either have no hair on their head which is Mr.Clean or Michael Jordan, or they have the horse shoe which is hair on the sides and back but no hair on the top and front of the head.
That is what for several years Hulk Hogan has, Frank of the Sitcom Everybody Loves Raymond, Robert Duvall for several years, etc.

Since I didn't have either of those two it's utterly illogical to say I was bald for a few years.
 
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#324
firestorm said:
I wasn't bald I had a obvious receeding hairline.

I say obvious because if I recall right where the hairline starts no hair in that area or not much, or maybe a Widow's Peak either way hard to miss.

The same as it is currently except for having added this year aloe vera juice, flaxseed, 10 or more glasses of water, and greek yogurt.

Typically if a person is bald they either have no hair on their head which is Mr.Clean or Michael Jordan, or they have the horse shoe which is hair on the sides and back but no hair on the top and front of the head.
That is what for several years Hulk Hogan has, Frank of the Sitcom Everybody Loves Raymond, Robert Duvall for several years, etc.

Since I didn't have either of those two it's utterly illogical to say I was bald for a few years.
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What would you do if the horseshoe happened ?
 
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