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It was practice. Taking infield. When the ball wasn’t going through our legs, we were kicking it all over the place. When we did field it, we threw it into the bleachers.
Coach called us in…he started calmly, he’s holding a baseball…”Boy’s this is a baseball. In football season you can play with it. In basketball season you can play with it.”
He paused, then, at the top of his lungs…”In F’n baseball season you catch it, throw it and hit the MF’er!”
Thank you Coach Heffernan.
(Cleaned up for the board.)