The Official Tennessee vs. Alabama Thread

#77
#77
I didn't want to start a new thread for this, but thought it was worth sharing:
SEC Joke - How many fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

At VANDERBILT, it takes two: one to change the bulb and one more to explain how they did it every bit as good as the bulbs changed at Harvard.

At GEORGIA, it takes two: one to change the bulb and one to phone an engineer at Georgia Tech for instructions.

At FLORIDA, it takes four: one to screw in the bulb and three to figure out how to get stoned off the old one.

At ALABAMA, it takes five: one to change it, three to reminisce about how The Bear would have done it, and one to throw the old bulb at an NCAA investigator.

At OLE MISS, it takes six: one to change it, two to mix the drinks and three to find the perfect J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion.

At LSU, it takes seven, and each one gets credit for five semester hours.

At KENTUCKY, it takes eight: one to screw it in and seven to discuss how much brighter it seems to shine during basketball season.

At TENNESSEE, it takes ten: two to figure out how to screw it in, two to buy an orange lampshade, and six to phone a radio call-in show and talk about how much they hate Alabama.

At MISSISSIPPI STATE, it takes fifteen: one to screw in the bulb, two to buy the Skoal, and twelve to yell, GO TO HELL, OLE MISS.

At AUBURN, it takes one hundred: one to change it, forty-nine to talk about how they did it better than at Bama, and fifty to get drunk and roll toomers Corner when finished.

At SOUTH CAROLINA, it takes 80, 000: one to screw it in and 79, 999 to discuss how this finally will be the year that they have a decent football team.

At ARKANSAS: None. There is no electricity in Arkansas
 
#79
#79
A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a ALABAMA fan.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they are ALABAMA fans
too.

Not really knowing what a ALABAMA fan was, but wanting to be liked by
their teacher, their hands fly into the air.
There is, however, one exception. Susie has not gone along with the
crowd.

The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not a ALABAMA fan" she reports.
"Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?"
"I'm a TENNESSEE fan" boasts the little girl.
The teacher asks Susie why she is a TENNESSEE fan.
"Well, my Dad and Mom are TENNESSEE fans, so I'm a TENNESSEE fan too"
she responds.

"That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your mom was a moro n,
and your dad was an idiot. What would you be then?"

Susie smiles and says, "Then I'd be a ALABAMA fan."

 
#80
#80
Okay, this thread needs to get going again.

Will Foster and Coker have success running the ball against Bama's defense this year? Or will we have to, yet again, rely on the passing game?
 
#81
#81
Vols playing their best ball in a few years right now. 'bama just too inconsistent. They may hang with you for a bit, but inevitably you will wear them down (much as we did).

Vols 38
Ala. 16
 
#83
#83
Do they still have the piece of the goal post from the '82(?) Bama game at Old College Inn? I checked the website but it made no mention.
 
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