The Official Wofford @ Tennessee Tuesday Game Thread 4/2/23 (6:30PM EST SEC NETWORK +)

[Orange.]

I guess there's nobody tonight we might want to poach through the portal.

 

[knoxvol52]

It's like Wofford just conceded the game

 

[NorCalVol67]

Going small at LNS ensures a serious ass whipping.

'But it worked so well for the Vols all those years'.

-Greg Bergeron

 

[WillisWG]

Weber, no Eggert? No issue we're going to grill them.

 

[Orange.]

Is it true that we're going to bunt all night to show the Terriers how it's done? Or is @txbo just making that up?

 

[OrngeJuiceJones]

Is it true that we're going to bunt all night to show the Terriers how it's done? Or is @txbo just making that up?

If by bunt all night you mean drink, then yes

 

[NorCalVol67]

If by bunt all night you mean drink, then yes

About to head to happy hour.

 

[AllVolinGA]

Are y'all counting chickens before the eggs hatch?

 

[Jax_Vol]

Two hours out to first pitch.

Time to start eggercising

 

[OrngeJuiceJones]

About to head to happy hour.

As am I. About 15 mins.

 

[preacherman20]

This may be bad but it is better than the NegaVols

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

 

[feathersax]

Terriers strikes me as a comic mascot. Not as bad as swine or commode doors, but still.

Scramble the Terriers.

 

[Orange.]

This may be bad but it is better than the NegaVols

The egg line. ISWYDT

 

[Drewbydoo]

Is it true that we're going to bunt all night to show the Terriers how it's done? Or is @txbo just making that up?

No, but bunting is a valid way to get on base and we should be doing more of it. My guess is that we do it in practice and aren't very good at, so we don't do it actual games.

 

[BruisedOrange]

There must be something better to do than make egg puns. I am taking my eggs to the other side of the road :}

 

[Aerie Vol]

Wait, so the pun-inducing-pitcher is no longer starting????

Well now I'm just having and existential crisis.

 

[Aerie Vol]

Bah. We all know the real reason the chicken crossed the road.

To prove to the possum that it could be done.

 

[BruisedOrange]

Terriers strikes me as a comic mascot. Not as bad as swine or commode doors, but still.

I remember a briefer who told us his West Highland Terrier was just like a Marine. He woke up every morning with only two thoughts:

Dig a hole, and kill something.

 

[Orange.]

I remember a briefer who told us his West Highland Terrier was just like a Marine. He woke up every morning with only two thoughts:

Dig a hole, and kill something.

They're hell on rats. Should schedule Corbin.

 

[Drewbydoo]

I remember a briefer who told us his West Highland Terrier was just like a Marine. He woke up every morning with only two thoughts:

Dig a hole, and kill something.

Secure all Terriers:

Sustained winds from 15 to 20 mph with gusts from 25 to 35 mph will be common.
Isolated higher gusts up to 45 mph are expected for some, mainly across the east TN mountains.
Gusty winds could blow around unsecured objects. (like Terriers)

 

[Drewbydoo]

Wofford Average annual cost
Before aid $67,638
After aid $27,988

Aid includes grants and scholarships from the institution, state, and federal government
Source: US Dept of Education

 

[Orange.]

My sister and my niece have Jack Russel terriers. Those are fun little dogs.

 

[Volstylexx]

Wofford Average annual cost
Before aid $67,638
After aid $27,988

Aid includes grants and scholarships from the institution, state, and federal government
Source: US Dept of Education

Who do they think they are!?! Harvard?

 

[Volstylexx]

Seriously though, anyone just tuning into the thread has 4 pages of egg jokes to sift through!