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[MphsBlues]

..while yelling 'THERE CAN BE ONLY UN,' while he fired at..

 

[joevol33]

Derek Dooley, which made us all feel

 

[Coastypop]

WTF is Joevol33

 

[malinoisvol]

. We all knew the answer, but since Coastypop was late to the game, we decided...

 

[joevol33]

To tell him shut the crap up, and get ready for his date with

 

[barknoxbrawler]

Britney Griner.

 

[malinoisvol]

Glory threatened a beat down and...

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Told him to squeal like a pig as she got behind him and

 

[barknoxbrawler]

Massaged his back.

 

[joevol33]

Infuriated by this, Britney ran to the kitchen and grabbed

 

[barknoxbrawler]

A packet of ketchup to use to decorate his back while

 

[joevol33]

We tried to figure out who was gonna cause trouble next, and wouldn't you know it was

 

[barknoxbrawler]

LG who liberally spread the ketchup all over.......

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

The corndog that

 

[MphsBlues]

..dripped, leaving a stain on his jorts.

 

[joevol33]

After he finished crying over his jorts, we calmed him by

 

[Carl Pickens]

Assuring him that one day he'd grow a pair

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Of pot plants with seeds obtained from

 

[joevol33]

Obama's birth place in "Hawaii", which we all knew was a cover for

 

[malinoisvol]

Being born in Kenya and educated in a madrasah in Malaysia. Was this a...

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Man elected by naive sheep or was POTUS placed in office by the Bilderberg world rulers? Since BHO is term limited the Bilderbergers are in the process of

 

[joevol33]

Working with LG to clone him so he could be king. We knew our only way to stop this was

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

To expose the Griner-POTUS scandal which involved

 

[joevol33]

A murder cover up, 2 midgets, a clown, and

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Ed Orgeron loading all of them into his Hummer to go hook up with