the story thread

[joevol33]

Lane kiffin, cause if there was shady business going on, these two were right in the middle because

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

One's a philandering Bammer and the other is an unethical coon-ass, lying

 

[joevol33]

Sack of crap. We came up with a way to make them pay for their evil deeds, it was

 

[jp1]

Making them spend the day with Vol8188. After doing so ....

 

[heartvols]

Lil Jon bursts through the door and sings "3rd down for what!"

 

[malinoisvol]

But, it was actually first down, which made us laugh.

 

[joevol33]

After laughing, we tried to explain football to him, but

 

[jp1]

He was only worried about the gold in his grill, so....

 

[joevol33]

We figured the only way to get him to listen, was to take him

 

[malinoisvol]

to BKB's house for some enlightenment. He...

 

[jp1]

Met up with coach Jones who explained the "process", which....

 

[barknoxbrawler]

Required the blood of a virgin dove, a hair from a Dolphins back and a piece of bark from the Uka plant placed in an ash tray before you could enter BKB's hacienda.

 

[joevol33]

This all opened his eyes which led him to writing a song about

 

[barknoxbrawler]

This all opened his eyes which led him to writing a song about

Snail mating rituals.

 

[joevol33]

Which made us all feel strange, but in the mood for

 

[barknoxbrawler]

Escargot.

 

[joevol33]

We were afraid we would eat Turbo, and there wouldn't be another movie. So we ate

 

[barknoxbrawler]

Nemo instead which made Dori

 

[joevol33]

Remember everything! She began telling us all about the Disney princesses, and set us up to meet

 

[malinoisvol]

Patrick Starfish and Sponge Bob at Captain Ds.

 

[joevol33]

Which was our dream come true. We couldn't wait for them to tell us about the time they

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Played Twister at the Griner's place

 

[joevol33]

Because that's when the legendary story begin of

 

[Weezer]

I don't know what the hell this is, but it needs more Weezer.

 

[joevol33]

So with Weezer's part of the story beginning, we learned about the first time he