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Good Morning Great VolNation!

Welcome to Friday! Hope everyone has the weekend off.

Tough loss last night :cry:

The Big Orange Travelling Band of Pearls takes it's show to GAVol's neck of the woods tomorrow.
Got a feeling this one will be tough.

GO VOLS!!!



The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
-Humphrey Bogart
 
#9,429
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(orange+white=heaven @ Feb 10 said:
Good Morning Great VolNation!

Welcome to Friday! Hope everyone has the weekend off.

Tough loss last night :cry:

The Big Orange Travelling Band of Pearls takes it's show to GAVol's neck of the woods tomorrow.
Got a feeling this one will be tough.

GO VOLS!!!
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
-Humphrey Bogart
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I have a meeting at 9am and wil find out then about weekend work. might get snowed in if the forecast holds true.
 
#9,430
#9,430
and i'm in Memphis today working, hoping not to get snowed in this afternoon.....

Happy Friday folks....Go Vols.
 
#9,437
#9,437
1.Snow prediction in Nashville, 4-6 inches. (X)
2.Actual snow, 1/4 inch, gone in one hour. (X)
3.Weather-person accountability- 0% (X)
4.Children disappointed- 100% (X)
 
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#9,438
(utfantilidie @ Feb 11 said:
1.Snow prediction in Nashville, 4-6 inches. (X)
2.Actual snow, 1/4 inch, gone in one hour. (X)
3.Weather-person accountability- 0% (X)
4.Children disappointed- 100% (X)
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Don't blame the weather forecaster, blame global warming.
 
#9,442
#9,442
According to the main character in the book "High Fidelity", the reason why men are scared of committing is that someday everybody dies- and while dying may suck for your woman, it sucks even worse for you because you've never really and truly been rejected until a woman actually croaks just to get away from you.
 
#9,443
#9,443
Men are like gangrene and women are like bird flu.

When a man goes bad, everybody figures cutting something off will fix it.

When a woman goes bad, everybody figures it's just a matter of applying the right amount of alchohol.
 
#9,446
#9,446
Actually, I've been sick. Apparently microbes like me. 2 1/2 weeks sick and still going.

Don't say it Gracie, it's too easy.


P.S.: Did you realize that in most states under current laws you can go to jail longer for spanking your monkey figuratively than if you literally subject a pet lower primate to corporal punishment?





 
#9,449
#9,449
It's funny you picked that smiley.... I've seen a girl do that after taking one of those looping hooks I mentioned.

The jab catches them by surprise. ...the hook tends to make them swallow thier tounge. Hence, the urge to hurl.
 
#9,450
#9,450
Good AM Volunteer faithful!

Yea verily, I say unto you that it has indeed come to pass that this orange tinted hoops dream has become a reality.
The Big Orange Revival returns to the land whence it was born on Wednesday.
Let the faithful bring themselves near, and be warmed by the glow of success.
Those who write numbers in books so that posterity might gauge their value will note that on this date, the mark stood at 18-3.
Those who have waited so long, with so little reward, will remember it as the time of the beginning... The Revival.

GO VOLS!!!



I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
-Winston Churchill
 
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