Tennessee
The definition of "dumb animal" includes every living creature. (Repealed)
It is illegal to dare a child to purchase a beer.
Skunks may not be carried into the state.
You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile. (Why persecute the whales?)
Hollow logs may not be sold.
It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish. (Why does anyone care how you catch a fish?)
Driving is not to be done while asleep. (That's a relief...)
It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.
When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming.
Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians. (What, women are bad drivers?)
It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM.
No person may keep a cheetah as a pet.
An ordinance forbids anyone to sing the song "It Ain't Goin' To Rain No Mo'."