Things I'm happy about today

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The drive by parents were the ones we hated to have their kids. Babysitting someone that assumes that because they are on a school sports team (club) they will get equal playing time sux. Having to deal with the parents that don't take any time to help their kids learn the game they are playing were even harder to deal with.
 
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Dirt and I never fought. We were the best of friends as kids are when so young. Mother Nature didn’t win any points with me when she packed her off to boarding school. Still, MN didn’t fight with any parents. Though, one might wonder about the storms canceling games.
 
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WestTennesseeFox said:
I liked to politely remind spectators who heckled me during the game to take a look at the scoreboard.
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I threw a bat at someone in the stands during a softball tournament 👀🤣. I was about 16, kinda high, and cockier than now. Ump had the nerve to disqualify me from the game! Dude I threw it was freaked out, grown man🤣, but I was playing in an adult league.
 
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joevol33 said:
I threw a bat at someone in the stands during a softball tournament 👀🤣. I was about 16, kinda high, and cockier than now. Ump had the nerve to disqualify me from the game! Dude I threw it was freaked out, grown man🤣, but I was playing in an adult league.
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Dirtiest sport I ever watched was church-league softball. lol

Bat signal for @Orangeslice13
 
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joevol33 said:
I threw a bat at someone in the stands during a softball tournament 👀🤣. I was about 16, kinda high, and cockier than now. Ump had the nerve to disqualify me from the game! Dude I threw it was freaked out, grown man🤣, but I was playing in an adult league.
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Right, because I'm sure he didn't expect the kid who was about the size of a second grader to be able to throw the bat that far
 
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GordonC said:
Right, because I'm sure he didn't expect the kid who was about the size of a second grader to be able to throw the bat that far
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He didn't expect a midget 16 year old to react to his mouth🤣. I was good, and fast, dude was mouthing me every at bat, or when I'd make a play. He was probably drunk, but when my dope kicked in, I was ready to roll🤣
 
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joevol33 said:
We definitely need our own church league. We got enough for a baptist team, Jewish, heathen, drunks. Lil O could be ump 👀🤣
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Oh, hell no, not lilO. He can pronounce religious mis-judgment over me all day, but not over my batting skillz!

Now maybe a scooter-mounted Swedish Korean could be bribed into persuaded to take on this honorable responsibility.
 
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