Things I'm happy about today

[VolNExile]

Kicked out of the game or kicked out of the league?

IIRC, both. He’ll have to confirm or deny tho.

 

[joevol33]

How do I decide between the heathens team and the drunks team?

Play for both, then flip a quarter when it's them against each other!

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

We definitely need our own church league. We got enough for a baptist team, Jewish, heathen, drunks. Lil O could be ump

If LilO had his way, I would not be able to play. I would have to stay in the kitchen and cook.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

How do I decide between the heathens team and the drunks team?

If you want to win, be on the team I choose.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Kicked out of the game or kicked out of the league?

The game and the league.
I’m an unrelated story I once lead the city in unsportsmanlike conduct penalties. That was football so it’s ok.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

The game and the league.
I’m an unrelated story I once lead the city in unsportsmanlike conduct penalties.

Pretty impressive. I knew there was a reason I liked you.

 

[Orangeslice13]

I have also broken bones on 3 different opponents during takedowns in wrestling matches

 

[NorCalVol67]

If LilO had his way, I would not be able to play. I would have to stay in the kitchen and cook.

Mushroom Risotto sounds good.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Mushroom Risotto sounds good.

Watch it, I will be the official mixologist for Team Drunks.

 

[joevol33]

I have also broken bones on 3 different opponents during takedowns in wrestling matches

My best wasn't a broken bone, though I did that once. I was getting into it with a guy who had an earring. I made the comment that I was going to rip it out of his head. When he charged at me, I purely lucked into having him in a headlock, and done a hip throw to get him down. In the process, I felt something on my arm, and when I finally looked it was blood. I had torn the earring out the way I had his head, and when I twisted him throwing. I absolutely acted like I did it on purpose, but it was completely a coincidence .

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

I have also broken bones on 3 different opponents during takedowns in wrestling matches

I talked so much sh*t in high school, the pitcher charged me after she hit me with a pitch. Robin Ventura fared better than she did.

 

[GordonC]

My best wasn't a broken bone, though I did that once. I was getting into it with a guy who had an earring. I made the comment that I was going to rip it out of his head. When he charged at me, I purely lucked into having him in a headlock, and done a hip throw to get him down. In the process, I felt something on my arm, and when I finally looked it was blood. I had torn the earring out the way I had his head, and when I twisted him throwing. I absolutely acted like I did it on purpose, but it was completely a coincidence .

if you rip out one (or all six) of @volfanbill 's earrings, he'll get all bowed up, come off that porch, and squash you like a grape

 

[joevol33]

if you rip out one (or all six) of @volfanbill 's earrings, he'll get all bowed up, come off that porch, and squash you like a grape

Mehta, he wears the magnetic earrings anyway, couldn't handle the pain of a piercing

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Mushroom Risotto sounds good.

I don't cook, I don't clean.

 

[GordonC]

Mehta, he wears the magnetic earrings anyway, couldn't handle the pain of a piercing

. . . like a grape

 

[VolNExile]

Et voilà.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

… but when my dope kicked in, I was ready to roll

Quote of the month.

 

[volfanbill]

Mehta, he wears the magnetic earrings anyway, couldn't handle the pain of a piercing

You’re getting a beat down if we ever meet just for disparaging Dolly. Don’t make things worse for yourself lil Joe.

 

[volfanbill]

btw lil Joe, I realize that’s an awfully big word I used. Lemme help you out

 

[82_VOL_83]

How do I decide between the heathens team and the drunks team?

Play for both teams and be a drunk heathen.

 

[Tin Man]

And Here. We. Go:

(Note: I have no idea what I’m actually doing here)
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Making a “salad.”

 

[Tin Man]

Into the oven. (about 15 minutes ago)
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Warm salad

 

[Tin Man]

Et voilà.
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Exie salad

 

[VolNExile]

Exie salad

Well, but that’s what you call everything!

Someone please come up with a name for this (from the other thread):

It’s bone-in chicken thighs, mild Italian sausage, onions, Jimmy Nardello peppers, diced tomatoes, tomato passata, garlic, brandy, cream, spinach, basil, bay leaves, Italian seasoning, smoked paprika, salt and pepper, and Parmesan.

I need something better than “that thing I made that time from three recipes, but not really”.

 

[Tin Man]

Well, but that’s what you call everything!

Someone please come up with a name for this (from the other thread):

I need something better than “that thing I made that time from three recipes, but not really”.

Exie salad no. 11