Things I'm mad about today

[volfanbill]

The asvab is 0-99, but 31 is passing. It’s not like a grade school scale. Anything above 50 opens up the door for bonuses and more jobs, because you’re what recruiters call an alpha. They’re good for our numbers and sound pretty, but really don’t mean anything except the line scores should theoretically be way higher than someone scoring 31, which only opens infantry, cooks, MPs, etc.

 

[GordonC]

but, we know all that’s a lie, I joined because the structure and that people would be forced to listen to me since I don’t have any friends. That’s what the guy at volunteer band camp claims anyway

I am happy you pointed that out. That was very kind of you.

 

[Behr]

Idaho for the fresh taters

 

[theFallGuy]

 

[volfanbill]

I am happy you pointed that out. That was very kind of you.

I know what you’re doing, but his response(s) that day struck more of a nerve than he normally does. But it was too funny when he snuck over to the baseball thread to get the last word in one last time

 

[GordonC]

wonder whatever happened to Toucan Sam?
not really

 

[joevol33]

wonder whatever happened to Toucan Sam?
not really

And Juanita

 

[GordonC]

And Juanita

also STFU Dan

 

[joevol33]

also STFU Dan

Dan knows he's getting that butt whooped if he comes back!

 

[theFallGuy]

wonder whatever happened to Toucan Sam?
not really

@Souce

 

[VolNExile]

And Juanita

Whoever Juanita is/was, I wasn’t surprised that she disappeared. Incredibly negative and toxic person at times, even before that mess at the end. whew

 

[theFallGuy]

Also where is Cornflake. I was hoping he'd fight Souce at waffle house

 

[GordonC]

Also where is Cornflake. I was hoping he'd fight Souce at waffle house

you just wanted em both to show up at the Waffle House while you was "workin" behind the dumpster
OH LORTY

 

[GordonC]

so immature buddie

 

[joevol33]

Why they gotta put starters where it's like breaking into fort Knox to get them off!. I git it, but still

 

[superdave1984]

Why they gotta put starters where it's like breaking into fort Knox to get them off!. I git it, but still

So you have to take it to a professional to fix.

 

[joevol33]

So you have to take it to a professional to fix.

Pretty much nailed it

 

[Wireless1]

So you have to take it to a professional to fix.

Cars are now designed for low cost manufacture with no consideration of repairs.

 

[superdave1984]

Kids are on a youth group trip to an amusement park about 2.5 hours away. They made it to about a half hour from the park and the bus is broken down. Not mad really, but they are disappointed and my wife may have to go get our kids and maybe a couple more.

 

[superdave1984]

One of the side effects of one of my meds is chills. I simply hate to be cold. I cannot get warm. My body temp is now 97.3

 

[82_VOL_83]

Fell down the steps in the garage. That's a knot on my shin. What a moron.

 

[VolNExile]

Feel down the steps in the garage. What a moron.View attachment 661968

Is that a knee, or a massive lump?

 

[82_VOL_83]

Is that a knee, or a massive lump?

Shin

 

[Tin Man]

Fell down the steps in the garage. That's a knot on my shin. What a moron.View attachment 661968

What a maroon…

 

[VolNExile]

Shin

Well, that’s why I meant by lump. Ouch!