Toomer's Corner Poisoned

#705
#705
This is the dumbest story in the history of oral communication. Quick, someone do something that makes sense.
 
#706
#706
Auburn fan says "I'll see your 1st degree criminal mischief charge and raise you an assault and battery". Awesome.
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#713
#713
They just announced their first suspect:

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#715
#715
What, an Auburn fan overreacting to a death of two trees? Really? I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED.
 
#718
#718
AJeray4TN (@AJeray4TN_VFL) has shared a Tweet with you:

"finebaum: Updyke attorney Glennon Threatt says the doctors told Updyke his injuries are consistent with being hit in the head with a wooden board."


Wooden board? Wonder if the oak has an alibi?
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#719
#719
It's YellaFella. Has to be.

Wait, I think there's a little more to this. And I quote:

"'Yella Fella would deal with that gentleman in a different way,' he said."

What way would that be, Mr. Fella? At Tiger Express with pressure treated lumber? Looks like I caught you red-handed.
 
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#720
#720
This is hilarious. Updyke needed a good board to the dome, he's an ignorant dumbass.

Surprised the retards in Tuscaloosa haven't built him a four foot statue yet, too...
 
#725
#725
TUSKtimes said:
Or at the very least, spray-paint his name on a big rock.
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Don't get defensive, you all are the ones who appointed this guy as a hero.

I'm going to assume your moronic name is something to the tune of Bear, Skoal, or Crimson Tyde. So, Bear, were you secretly upset when you found out that this guy took your idea? Did you call all of your other family members with an annual salary of 30 dip cans and complain that you were born to be "Al from Dadeville"?
 
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