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Ill be the first to tell you that UF wasnt that impressive last year. And that UT had a much better year. I simply said that, looking at your schedule, you werent that impressive. UF wasnot even close to the same level as UT, period. Im not denying it like you guys make it out, and Im not confused or anything, or an idiot. UT was better than UF last year, period.
 
Originally posted by GatorVille@Jul 29, 2005 2:35 PM
Ill be the first to tell you that UF wasnt that impressive last year.  And that UT had a much better year.  I simply said that, looking at your schedule, you werent that impressive.  UF wasnot even close to the same level as UT, period.  Im not denying it like you guys make it out, and Im not confused or anything, or an idiot.  UT was better than UF last year, period.
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Fair enough. And I agreed that Tennessee had some wins that weren't that impressive. :thumbsup:
 
Claim: After the actor who voiced the Lone Ranger on radio was killed while driving drunk, his replacement did not speak during the next several episodes to prevent the original actor's shameful death from being revealed to children by the change in voice.

Example: The story is that the man who played the Lone Ranger was killed in a drunk driving accident on the night that the show was supposed to go on the air. The producers had to replace him with someone, but didn't want to announce it because they didn't want kids to know that their hero had been killed in such a disgraceful way. So, at the last minute, they hurriedly rewrote the episode with the Ranger injured and unable to speak. He grunted and groaned a bit, and then slowly got his voice (the voice of the new actor, of course) back over the next few weeks. In this way, they got listeners gradually used to the new actor, and kids never knew that their hero had been killed.

Origins: One of the actors who portrayed radio's famous Lone Ranger did die in an automobile accident (but not while driving drunk), and his replacement did indeed speak very little for the next several episodes. The ruse was not employed to cover up the actor's (allegedly shameful) death, however, but merely to assuage children's fears that the Lone Ranger himself (rather than the actor who portrayed him) was dead, and to avoid presenting an abrupt change in the Lone Ranger's voice to the audience.

In the hectic early days of radio's The Lone Ranger, three different actors ended up voicing the title role during the show's first three months on the air 1933. The original Ranger was a man named George Stenius who left the role after two and a half months to pursue a career as a writer in New York. (As George Seaton, he would go on to a career in Hollywood as a screenwriter-director-producer, winning two Academy Awards for his screenplays along the way.) Stenius was replaced by Jack Deeds, who lasted only a few days before demonstrating himself to be ill-suited for the job. James Jewell, the station's dramatic director, filled in for one performance before hiring Earle Graser, who took over as the Lone Ranger on 18 April 1933.

Earle Graser was the Lone Ranger on radio for the next eight years, until tragedy struck. On the morning of 8 April 1941, he fell asleep at the wheel of his car and was killed when it slammed into a parked trailer. Graser's death presented two immediate problems to The Lone Ranger's producers: a new actor had to be found fast (the show was broadcast live three days a week; no reruns, and no pre-recorded broadcasts), and the transition had to be handled smoothly to avoid alienating the audience with an abrupt and obvious change in actors. Moreover, the many adolescents in the listening audience had to be reassured that it was not the Lone Ranger himself who had died. Earle Graser was so little-known outside of The Lone Ranger (and received scarcely any publicity even for that role), that his name became almost a footnote in news stories reporting the death of the "Lone Ranger." (Similarly, the media blurred the distinction between the actor Paul Reubens and the character Pee-Wee Herman when Reubens was arrested on indecent exposure charges in 1991.)

The part was filled by Brace Beemer, an announcer and studio manager who had at times narrated The Lone Ranger program, had been making personal appearances as the Lone Ranger (because he was much more physically impressive than Graser), and was currently playing the lead in Challenge of the Yukon (later Sgt. Preston of the Yukon). Beemer's voice was noticeably deeper than Graser's, however, so a gimmick had to be employed to gradually ease him into the role. The gimmick used was to have the Lone Ranger shot and badly wounded at the beginning of the next script, an injury that left him unable to speak for several days as he struggled to recover from his wounds and a fever. For five episodes (April 9 through April 18) the Lone Ranger whispered, breathed, and grunted (and communicated with Tonto through notes) as he recuperated with the aid of an Army Surgeon. Meanwhile, Tonto faithfully followed his instructions to "ride for us both" and continually assured the audience that the Lone Ranger would ride again one day. The transition series served its dual purpose of convincing children that, despite what they may have heard on the news, the Lone Ranger was not dead, and of providing a bridge to Beemer's resumption of a full-voiced Lone Ranger role. Brace Beemer was the Lone Ranger for the next thirteen years, until the radio series ended with its last live broadcast on 3 September 1954.

49 Days Until Tennessee Exposes The Urban Myth In Gainesville.
 
Pope John Paul Condemns Urban Meyer to an Eternity in Hell



Pope John Paul II confirmed today that he has reserved a spot for Urban Meyer in hell after the coach spurned Notre Dame and took the head job at Florida.

“I don’t normally like to get involved in this kind of thing, and I’m not even that big of a college football fan,” said His Holiness, “but you don’t turn down Notre Dame like that and leave them hanging and expect there to be no consequences. I’ve been in communication with God on this and we’re in agreement – Meyer is hellbound.”



The Pope was especially disappointed because Meyer is an Irish Catholic who was named after eight Catholic Popes.

“If Meyer was a Protestant or Jewish or something, that would be one thing because we wouldn’t really have any control over him,” said Joaquin Navarro-Valls, the Vatican spokesman. “But because he is – or was – a good Catholic boy, this is a slap in the face. Now he will have all of eternity to think about what he has done.”

Navarro-Walls said there is only one way Meyer can save his soul – and that his to leave Florida and take the Notre Dame job.

“Yes, he has signed a seven-year contract with Florida, but I doubt Florida wants to be responsible for sending someone to the eternal hellfires,” said Navarro-Walls. “Our hope is that they let him out of his contract so he isn’t destined for eternal damnation. If that happens and he does, say, 12 Hail Mary’s, he’ll be redeemed.”

Vatican leaders are also reportedly meeting about punishments for Notre Dame athletics director Kevin White, as well as Detroit Lions head coach Steve Mariucci, who refused the job after Meyer passed on it.

“Some are beginning to worry that Kevin White might be the the Anti-Christ,” said a Vatican source. “Regardless, both White and Mariucci are going to have fairly significant stays in purgatory – if not worse – when their days on Earth are up.”





Is that hookem horns or is he giving the devil horns?
 

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Originally posted by BeltwayVol@Jul 30, 2005 3:49 PM
We'll see how many wins that lil "boot camp" nets the Gators.  I know one that it won't.
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Probably several...but UF needed more discipline and it appears they are finally getting it. After those 7 off-season, off-the-field altercations last yr, things have been pretty silent off the field..just what I, and alot other Gator fans needed to hear.
 
I agree Florida needed discipline. I'm glad they got it, and if Meyer stays tough on the players, I will respect him for it.

However, Meyer better be giving them more than discipline. That's where I think Meyer lacks. I think that he lacks the knowledge that it will take to win consistantly in a power conference like the SEC, and more importantly, a division like the SEC East.
 
Originally posted by BeltwayVol@Jul 30, 2005 5:56 PM
I think that he lacks the knowledge that it will take to win consistantly in a power conference like the SEC, and more importantly, a division like the SEC East.
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Just curious as to what makes you think this? What has be done to make you think this?

I know alot is made of him coaching in weaker conferences, but the last time I checked UF has about as much talent as anyone is the SEC.
 
Originally posted by BeltwayVol@Jul 30, 2005 2:56 PM
However, Meyer better be giving them more than discipline.  That's where I think Meyer lacks. I think that he lacks the knowledge that it will take to win consistantly in a power conference like the SEC, and more importantly, a division like the SEC East.
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Everybody here calls some (not all) of the Gator faithful a little loony for thinking Urban will do wonders his first year because he hasn't coached SEC before. Alright. Good point.

But how can you, at the same time, say that Urban will be an absolute flop because of his knowledge? He hasn't even played a game in the SEC yet and you're already blwoing him off as a non-competitor?
 
Compared to what the Gator Nation is saying that Urban will achieve, it's not much to say that Tennessee will prove that he is more Urban Myth, than Urban Legend. Don't tell me that the Nation isn't already calling him a legend, because I have seen the school sponsored T-shirts.

It's not what he "has done" to make me think that he doesn't have what it takes. It is what he "hasn't done". He hasn't won anything on a major level. He hasn't even lost on major level. He does not understand what it is to be a coach in the SEC. Now I think he is a smart guy, and I actually think that he is an average coach. Infact, give me 3-5 years, and I think that he will be competing for a division championship, IF the University will let him stick around that long.

If I were ranking coaches in the SEC, it would go alot like this......

Fulmer
Richt
Spurrier
Miles
Tubberville
Nutt
Meyer
Shula
Johnson
Brooks
Croom
Orgeron
 
I know you have a hard time reading threads, but could you please ATLEAST read all of my posts, if you are going to respond to them.

I said he IS an average coach, and that in 3-5 years he will be competing for the division title. Which means that I believe coaching here will make him better.

If you can't keep up son, just stay on the sidelines.
 
Originally posted by BeltwayVol@Jul 30, 2005 7:50 PM

It is what he "hasn't done".  He hasn't won anything on a major level.  He hasn't even lost on major level.
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Actually he's done something UT and CPF haven't done in 7 yrs....won a BCS bowl game...I'd consider that something major.
 
Originally posted by BeltwayVol@Jul 30, 2005 7:50 PM


If I were ranking coaches in the SEC, it would go alot like this......

Fulmer
Richt
Spurrier
Miles
Tubberville
Nutt
Meyer
Shula
Johnson
Brooks
Croom
Orgeron
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BTW why would you have Miles over Tubberville? Besides beating OU...what has Miles won?? Anything?
 
Miles has coached in a major conference. He has beaten one of, if not THE best coach in the country, on more than one occasion. (All of which Tubberville did last season I know.) However I have always, and continue to think that Tubberville is a disgrace to the profession. He has lived off the great coordinators and amazing players in his systems and not so much on his "coaching prowless".

He is like the John Kerry of the SEC. (A silly man that no one really likes that isn't exactly the smartest man in his field, that pretends to be something that he is not.)
 
You're smart enough to know what a pansy-ass Pitt was last year. Come on now NC, quit being a homer.
 
Originally posted by BeltwayVol@Jul 30, 2005 8:28 PM
  He has lived off the great coordinators and amazing players in his systems 

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All coaches do this...it takes the sum of the whole so Tubby cant be that bad of a coach.
 
Originally posted by NCGatorBait@Jul 30, 2005 8:31 PM
All coaches do this...it takes the sum of the whole so Tubby cant be that bad of a coach.
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He's not. He is 5th best in the SEC. :D
 
Originally posted by BeltwayVol@Jul 30, 2005 8:29 PM
You're smart enough to know what a pansy-ass Pitt was last year.  Come on now NC, quit being a homer.
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Granted under normal circumstances(UM and VT) they wouldn't have been there...but they still had much more talent on their team than Utah overall.
 
Originally posted by BeltwayVol@Jul 30, 2005 8:32 PM
He's not.  He is 5th best in the SEC.  :D
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:laugh1:

I do find it interesting that you also have SOS lower than Richt or PF. Last time I checked SOS had more SEC titles than both combined...isn't that a lil homerism on your part? ;)
 
Who is SOS second to in Winning Percentage?

We could play a numbers game all night. I think the game has passed Spurrier by a bit, and we will see that in the next few years.
 

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