Breathe.
You're reading far more into my responses than is actually there.
I also looked back at my responses back to and including my response to the soccer player injury assumption. At no point have I used either the words or the spirit of the words "every vax case." I simply jokingly (at least I meant it that way) offered an alternative possibility based on the same starting point and same information provided in the image.
Schrodinger's Cat. Until we hear official diagnosis from the medical staff of what caused the player to clutch their chest, the following options remain equally possible:
- Myocardtis caused by a reaction to the vaccine
- Indigestion from a taco meal
- Reaction to impregnation by an alien ovipositor
- Performance of pearl clutching scene from Driving Miss Daisy