"Newspaper editors are men who separate the wheat from the chaff, and then print the chaff."
--Adlai Stevenson
โข If a dude pretends to be a woman, you are required to pretend with him.
โข Somehow itโs un-American for the census to count how many Americans are in America.
โข Russians influencing our elections are bad, but illegal Mexicans voting in our elections are good.
โข It was cool for Joe Biden to "blackmail" the President of Ukraine, but itโs an impeachable offense if Donald Trump inquires about it.
โข Twenty is too young to drink a beer, but eighteen is old enough to vote.
โข People who have never owned slaves should pay slavery reparations to people who have never been slaves.
โข Inflammatory rhetoric is outrageous, but harassing people in restaurants is virtuous.
โข People who have never been to college should pay the debts of college students who took out huge loans for useless degrees.
โข Immigrants with tuberculosis and polio are welcome, but youโd better be able to prove your dog is vaccinated.
โข Irish doctors and German engineers who want to immigrate must go through a rigorous vetting process, but any illiterate Central-American gang-banger who jumps the southern fence is welcome.
โข $5 billion for border security is too expensive, but $1.5 trillion for โfreeโ health care is not.
โข If you cheat to get into college you go to prison, but if you cheat to get into the country you go to college for free.
โข People who say there is no such thing as gender are demanding a female President.
โข We see other countries going Socialist and collapsing, and it seems like a great plan to us.
โข Some people are held responsible for things that happened before they were born, and other people are not held responsible for what they are doing right now.
โข Criminals are catch-and-released to hurt more people, but stopping them is bad because it's a violation of THEIR rights.
* And pointing out all this hypocrisy somehow makes us "racists".