@WestTennesseeFox has misplaced her Duckface and needs help finding it

[WestTennesseeFox]

Yeah I was gon comment about his inability to hit the toilet, but I woulda said hit the pot or hit the hole. Den dem dam crazy internet ppl would say moho hits it at dey house. You'd get triggert. Moho don't have a lake now. He'd be helpless.

Really glad I didnt mention none of that.

Can you translate this to 'Murican?

 

[GordonC]

they laces yellow yet ?

@508mikey please call walmart and see if dey got these in 8283 size

 

[GordonC]

Can you translate this to 'Murican?

I thought you used to make him go to the lake. Or maybe he chose to go the lake.

 

[508mikey]

@508mikey please call walmart and see if dey got these in 8283 size

they do but with Velcro instead of laces

 

[95 Vol Alum]

@WaywardPisser correctly predicted that a tornado 100 miles away was heading straight for his mom's property but can't hit the toilet from a couple feet away.

I’ll counter…..living with 3 females yields more hand in piss moments lifting the seat than I ever expected. No sympathy.

 

[VolNExile]

I’ll counter…..living with 3 females yields more hand in piss moments lifting the seat than I ever expected. No sympathy.

Do the females in your family do the “hover and cover” maneuver?

That’s just ridiculous, especially at home. Sit on the dang seat; it’s what it was invented for. You’re not going to pick up cooties from your own toilet seat. If you’re worried, hit it with a Clorox wet wipe. Or, you know, clean your toilet.

Few things annoy me more than prissiness.

- I suppose I should apologize to your family members if they have some valid reason for leaking on the seat and not cleaning it up. I’d be curious what it might be.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Do the females in your family do the “hover and cover” maneuver?

That’s just ridiculous, especially at home. Sit on the dang seat; it’s what it was invented for. You’re not going to pick up cooties from your own toilet seat. If you’re worried, hit it with a Clorox wet wipe. Or, you know, clean your toilet.

Few things annoy me more than prissiness.

- I suppose I should apologize to your family members if they have some valid reason for leaking on the seat and not cleaning it up. I’d be curious what it might be.

It’s on the underside. Surprise awaits!

 

[VolNExile]

It’s on the underside. Surprise awaits!

But… but… how does that even happen?!?

 

[YankeeVol]

@joevol33 sits wen he peays
OH CHIT

Because he's too short
CHIT FIRE

 

[82_VOL_83]

@508mikey please call walmart and see if dey got these in 8283 size

 

[Behr]

Mines better.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Fire fox…..

 

[YankeeVol]

Mines better.View attachment 671452

They're the same picture

 

[VolNExile]

They're the same picture

Nope, the bottom one has the face of @joevol33, who has unwisely posted so many pics of himself that @GordonC (and others) swapped his face into innumerable gifs.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

 

[VolNExile]

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Bouncybouncybouncebouncebounce

 

[joevol33]

Nope, the bottom one has the face of @joevol33, who has unwisely posted so many pics of himself that @GordonC (and others) swapped his face into innumerable gifs.

They gonna pay one day!

 

[Tin Man]

They gonna pay one day!

In Zambian Kwatchas

 

[McDad]

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Noice! 2 foxes bouncing in a trampoline.

Every dude's fantasy.

 

[joevol33]

In Zambian Kwatchas

In something

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Noice! 2 foxes bouncing in a trampoline.

Every dude's fantasy.

I remember when they used to have a trampoline in PE class.

 

[McDad]

I remember when they used to have a trampoline in PE class.

I remember when there used to be tramps after class.

 

[YankeeVol]

Nope, the bottom one has the face of @joevol33, who has unwisely posted so many pics of himself that @GordonC (and others) swapped his face into innumerable gifs.

I'm aware. Over your head, I get it.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

I remember when there used to be tramps after class.

There is a mom joke there but I will be nice.

 

[McDad]

There is a mom joke there but I will be nice.

Weak. Nice is for old ladies.

This is the zone.