What other message boards are saying (Alabama Edition)

[Johnnyreb#VFL]

Jalin Hyatt just scored another touchdown

 

[PEPPERJAX]

It’s The Third Saturday In October and you know they’re already talking.

-I’d love nothing more than to shut these idiots out, tall task, but please football gods.

-Last year still pisses me off, hope we win by something like 63-3.

-They’re coming to our house and there’s absolutely no way they win.

-I really hope Milroe is ready because even though I hate them, that Tennessee defense is something to worry about.

-Saban better have that d-line ready or Tennessee will rush for 200 plus like they didn’t against A&M.

-I hate Tennessee more than anything but I’ve got this bad feeling they’re going to sneak a victory out. Please don’t hate me.

-I hope our players understand just how embarrassing it is to lose to Tennessee and they wake the hell up.

-I really really really hate that puke ass orange. Let’s go kill them!

-We’ve played a lot of close games this year. I hope we blow these cousin lovers out.

-I feel like Saban has nearly over prepared for this one because we all know he’s been preparing since last year. I hope it doesn’t hurt us.

-I am fully preparing myself for a game very similar to Tennessee and A&M. Gritty, blood, sweat, and tears.

-We need to come in loose and knock their teeth out. ROLL TIDE

-Y’all are gonna hate me but I think Tennessee wins. I’m in the minority around here with the few others that are predicting the same, but I feel like Heupel just has a perfect plan to make it 2 in a row.

-There’s a lot of non realistic fans in here and y’all can forget a blowout. This game is going to be a close affair and whoever reaches down deep in the 4th is going to smoke them cigars.

-You can expect a hard fought game and I’ll give respect even thought we’re supposed to have this insane hatred. This is not Tennessee of the old.

-IF Milroe can actually play a complete 4 qtr game, then I’ll give the edge to us. If he has one bad qtr due to their swarming defensive line, we might lose by two touchdowns.

-Idk if I trust our team all the way yet. We’ll find out Saturday though.

-I hope we hang 100.

-The pure disrespect Tennessee displayed last year towards us should be enough fuel for us to hit them so hard that they go back to Knoxville with a slew of players out for the season.

-You can call it bad luck if you want too, but I already purchased the cigar I’m going to smoke Saturday night.

-F*** Tennessee, F*** that orange, F*** those hillbillies

Thanks for researching this stuff.

 

[Arrested Devolopment]

"cousin-lovers"...that is next level

Also wondering about the egregious disrespect we showed them last year? What exactly is that a reference to?

Lol, probably appropriating Dixieland Delight to celebrate. Egregious, impetuous, and churlish!

 

[Col_Cathcart]

Probably our getting upset when their chickensh1t player slapped a female fan. The shocking thing for me is they found 21 people in Alabama who can write.

It was really just one Bama fan + chatgpt. There’s no way they have 20+ literate fans

 

[DaddyChad]

Even if Joe can’t effectively throw downfield, he can deliver the ball wide in a hurry and make the defense respect those wide splits, which does take resources away from defending the run.

Yep. If the safety plays up too much and someone gets loose with those sideline passes as well it can be trouble for them. They will still play the run heavy and bet Milton can’t beat them deep. It’s a two fold problem Milton is very inconsistent and our wrs can’t catch half the time when it is a catchable pass

 

[Other_Guy]

#1 hard to prepare "all year" for a team that is playing completely different than last year - including defensively.

#2 what disrespect was shown???

#3 really missed an opportunity to say "I hope we knock their tooth out".

 

[SpaceCoastVol]

To be fair though the o line looks great now that it's healthy. They pushed A&M around most of the night.

I don't know if I would say 'great' but they are looking better....

 

[Jackcrevol]

It’s The Third Saturday In October and you know they’re already talking.

-I’d love nothing more than to shut these idiots out, tall task, but please football gods.

-Last year still pisses me off, hope we win by something like 63-3.

-They’re coming to our house and there’s absolutely no way they win.

-I really hope Milroe is ready because even though I hate them, that Tennessee defense is something to worry about.

-Saban better have that d-line ready or Tennessee will rush for 200 plus like they didn’t against A&M.

-I hate Tennessee more than anything but I’ve got this bad feeling they’re going to sneak a victory out. Please don’t hate me.

-I hope our players understand just how embarrassing it is to lose to Tennessee and they wake the hell up.

-I really really really hate that puke ass orange. Let’s go kill them!

-We’ve played a lot of close games this year. I hope we blow these cousin lovers out.

-I feel like Saban has nearly over prepared for this one because we all know he’s been preparing since last year. I hope it doesn’t hurt us.

-I am fully preparing myself for a game very similar to Tennessee and A&M. Gritty, blood, sweat, and tears.

-We need to come in loose and knock their teeth out. ROLL TIDE

-Y’all are gonna hate me but I think Tennessee wins. I’m in the minority around here with the few others that are predicting the same, but I feel like Heupel just has a perfect plan to make it 2 in a row.

-There’s a lot of non realistic fans in here and y’all can forget a blowout. This game is going to be a close affair and whoever reaches down deep in the 4th is going to smoke them cigars.

-You can expect a hard fought game and I’ll give respect even thought we’re supposed to have this insane hatred. This is not Tennessee of the old.

-IF Milroe can actually play a complete 4 qtr game, then I’ll give the edge to us. If he has one bad qtr due to their swarming defensive line, we might lose by two touchdowns.

-Idk if I trust our team all the way yet. We’ll find out Saturday though.

-I hope we hang 100.

-The pure disrespect Tennessee displayed last year towards us should be enough fuel for us to hit them so hard that they go back to Knoxville with a slew of players out for the season.

-You can call it bad luck if you want too, but I already purchased the cigar I’m going to smoke Saturday night.

-F*** Tennessee, F*** that orange, F*** those hillbillies

Pure insanity. Calling US cousin lovers? G T F O

 

[adam.vol]

A Bama fan calling us "cousin lovers"

I guess "sister lovers" would've hit too close to home

Bamians think that a “cousin lovers” tree has too many branches. More than they can comfortably count anyway.

 

[Coy53175]

They are nervous

 

[SpookyAction]

Really racking my brain to think of anything I like about Alabama. The cities, the teams, the whole state. If it just sank into the Gulf of Mexico, wouldn’t be such a bad thing imo.

Huntsville is a cool city, and most people who live there are not from AL, and would be offended if you said they were.

 

[Vol737]

"cousin-lovers"...that is next level

Also wondering about the egregious disrespect we showed them last year? What exactly is that a reference to?

I’m guessing when we trolled the s*** out of them by playing “Dixieland Delight” when we won the game. They consider that “their” song and we just b**ch slapped them with it.

 

[OrangeBloodinTN]

How about the disrespect on our home field assaulting a young female fan? Bammers can F right off with that disrespect talk. We’re the ones who need to deliver a payback for that cheap shot on a girl.

 

[iuvol]

I think it was the disrespect that came after the game when one of our fans (a lady) smashed one of their players hands with her head. And then we UT fans had the audacity to think he should have been suspended, questioned Saban's integrity by letting him play.

 

[BigOrangeTrain]

“I hope the players realize how embarrassing it is to lose to UT”

UT has beaten Bama more than any other team has. Even during our slump with Doofus, Lyle, and Cornbread we still have more victories than anyone else. What an idiot.

Yeah but not in the Saban era.

 

[BigOrangeTrain]

I am a little concerned about Mincey and Crawford. Mincey went out late in the game and Davis was at tackle instead of Crawford. Anyone have an update?

If we have to play Dayne Davis along with Ollie Lane we are in HUGE trouble.

 

[BearBryant]

It’s The Third Saturday In October and you know they’re already talking.

-I’d love nothing more than to shut these idiots out, tall task, but please football gods.

-Last year still pisses me off, hope we win by something like 63-3.

-They’re coming to our house and there’s absolutely no way they win.

-I really hope Milroe is ready because even though I hate them, that Tennessee defense is something to worry about.

-Saban better have that d-line ready or Tennessee will rush for 200 plus like they didn’t against A&M.

-I hate Tennessee more than anything but I’ve got this bad feeling they’re going to sneak a victory out. Please don’t hate me.

-I hope our players understand just how embarrassing it is to lose to Tennessee and they wake the hell up.

-I really really really hate that puke ass orange. Let’s go kill them!

-We’ve played a lot of close games this year. I hope we blow these cousin lovers out.

-I feel like Saban has nearly over prepared for this one because we all know he’s been preparing since last year. I hope it doesn’t hurt us.

-I am fully preparing myself for a game very similar to Tennessee and A&M. Gritty, blood, sweat, and tears.

-We need to come in loose and knock their teeth out. ROLL TIDE

-Y’all are gonna hate me but I think Tennessee wins. I’m in the minority around here with the few others that are predicting the same, but I feel like Heupel just has a perfect plan to make it 2 in a row.

-There’s a lot of non realistic fans in here and y’all can forget a blowout. This game is going to be a close affair and whoever reaches down deep in the 4th is going to smoke them cigars.

-You can expect a hard fought game and I’ll give respect even thought we’re supposed to have this insane hatred. This is not Tennessee of the old.

-IF Milroe can actually play a complete 4 qtr game, then I’ll give the edge to us. If he has one bad qtr due to their swarming defensive line, we might lose by two touchdowns.

-Idk if I trust our team all the way yet. We’ll find out Saturday though.

-I hope we hang 100.

-The pure disrespect Tennessee displayed last year towards us should be enough fuel for us to hit them so hard that they go back to Knoxville with a slew of players out for the season.

-You can call it bad luck if you want too, but I already purchased the cigar I’m going to smoke Saturday night.

-F*** Tennessee, F*** that orange, F*** those hillbillies

This shows how this is one of the top rivalries in the country. Deep down I believe those Tide fans can take a loss to Auburn better than to The Vols! If the SEC ends this as a yearly game it is a travesty for all of college football. Send Oklahoma and Texas back to the Big 12 where they belong.

 

[rocketskates]

Really racking my brain to think of anything I like about Alabama. The cities, the teams, the whole state. If it just sank into the Gulf of Mexico, wouldn’t be such a bad thing imo.

Well it would sure make it easier to go to the beach with some new Tennessee shoreline.

 

[rocketskates]

Disrespect? We rushed the field (sign of respect for your program) and played a song about a Tennessee Saturday night. I don't see a problem here.

Exactly. And really it's not our fault that they are so dumb to use a song that is obviously about Tennessee as "their" song.

 

[rocketskates]

All I can say is that I lose cell phone coverage the second I hit the Alabama state line on the way to Huntsville.

Then wishing injury to any player is downright despicable in just about any case other than someone doing what that Georgia player did to Tuttle several years ago.

I’ll just look the other way on that one as what goes around comes around.

Or Brandon Spikes getting caught eye gouging twice in the same season. Not only did he play for Florida, but trying to gouge someone's eyes is about as dirty as it gets.

 

[LordVOLdemort]

-We’ve played a lot of close games this year. I hope we blow these cousin lovers out.

This guy can’t be serious…

Freudian slip there: he wants to blow cousin lovers

 

[onevol74]

We had a co-ed run out on the field just to scare the ever-loving **** out of one of their players.

Such disrespect. She even skipped a bit while she was going past him.

Right before he hit her. Hit a woman.

That's how much disrespect we showed them.

Not only hitting a woman, but what did Saban or Sankey do about it? Nothing. At a respectable school the player would have been suspended the rest of the year.

My question is how can you disrespect a state, or school, that has nothing but football?

 

[onevol74]

This shows how this is one of the top rivalries in the country. Deep down I believe those Tide fans can take a loss to Auburn better than to The Vols! If the SEC ends this as a yearly game it is a travesty for all of college football. Send Oklahoma and Texas back to the Big 12 where they belong.

There is something severely wrong with a conference commissioner who allows one coach to dictate the destruction of rivalries to ensure that coach’s advantage. Randy Boyd and White need to expose this to the media. Their silence is detrimental to our program.

 

[GVol1966]

I had to laugh at this one: -The pure disrespect Tennessee displayed last year towards us should be enough fuel for us to hit them so hard that they go back to Knoxville with a slew of players out for the season.

Pure class from a Bama "fan" who probably can't tell you who their coach was before Saban.

He probably can’t tell you which cousin he was married to before he married his sister either!

 

[KnoxRealtorVOL]

lol at "the pure disrespect" we showed.

Must be referring to that 80 pound co-ed whose face was disrespectful to Burton's fist when he was "scared"