-Hey Tennessee players, we think you should opt out and prepare for your bright NFL futures. Thanks in advance.
-Tennessee’s defense is a lot better than ours, gonna be a long day in Orlando.
-I’m watching from the house, I will NOT attend this **** show. Tennessee will beat us so bad.
-We’re about live up to the internet dubbing us Punt University.
-This one will be fun for about 5 minutes.
-Tennessee will crush us.
-Hey, if we win this game, it would validate the season. We won’t though.
-Tennessee message boards seem to think that they win this one pretty easily. They’re correct.
-Whoopee! The last time we played Tennessee the speed difference really showed up. At least we could have gotten a school from California so we can get used to them for next year. Does the Braille Institute of Los Angeles have a football team so our offense has a chance. Rather had an Acc team myself.
-I can’t believe we’re selling bowl game shirts. I’m not buying one that will rep 4 losses.
-We’ll hang around for a few, but the speed difference will show up and it’s gonna get ugly.
-Oh boy, I’m excited for this one. Not!
-Tennessee will beat us by 30 and then coach will defend it by talking about effort.
-Do we have a chance? Sure. Will we win? Hell no.
-At least I’ll get to go to Disney.
-We’ll be wanting to smoke a pack of cigs and drink an entire bottle of whiskey at half.