What would be the punishment if a fan happened to assault an opposing coach...

#76
#76
KingtUT said:
The only way that would be bad press is if Kiffin ended up kickin the fans ass.
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Yeah right. You remember all the bad press we got when Kiffin left. Burning stuff in the streets. Yeah that looked great for UT fans. I don't know why you people on here just leave the Kiffin stuff go. Who cares he left. We are in better shape and a lot better coach in place now. We are on the way up with Butch in charge.
 
#78
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Vol logic said:
The redneck term predates the UMW "redneck" bandana by more than 80 years as classifications of poor rural demographic in the southern states. That doesn't necessary mean white trash as welfare and trailer parks weren't rampant at that time.

Klingon has an old proverb relating to Kiffin IMO, "revenge is a dish that is best served cold."
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Link for the redneck history lesson, please. Not being snide, I actually enjoy learning historically accurate information.
 
#79
#79
WoodsmanVol said:
There are parents who assault little league coaches. My understanding is they for the serious legal consequences AND get sued.

Now if some nitwit is thinking of assaulting Kiffin, you are a nitwit and 12 steps beyond being a nitwit. Too many already view Tennesseans are a backward and barely subhuman population. This would only reinforce that ignorant stereotypical view. Quite likely, someone as slick as Kiffin will know where to find a lawyer that not only successfully sues the attacker but the university for failure to provide adequate security. You think the AD in in financial straits now? It's nothing compared to what could result from such a lawsuit. To even ask this question is evidence of such a level of stupidity no human language can properly express it. Perhaps Vulcan or Romulan could but no human language possibly could.
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Insult the post, not the poster. :huh:
 
#81
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rickyyrs said:
If a fan was that stupid then they need to be put away for a long time. I hope your not talking about a Tennessee fan doing this. But Hypothetically talking I hope your not talking about Kiffin when he come back to Tennessee this year with Alabama. You would see it all over Sportscenter, talk shows, we do not need any more bad press. Hypothetically speaking.
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I agree you should definetly hit kiffin when he comes back.
 
#84
#84
Some of you folks need to seriously consider taking your sarcasm meter in for a calibration.
 
#86
#86
RWB427 said:
Simple Assault is a Class A Misdemeanor that carries up to 11 months and 29 days in the local county jail and a fine of up to 2,500 dollars. Aggravated Assault is a Class C Felony punishable by 3 to 15 years depending on your criminal history and carries a fine up to 10,000 dollars. IÂ’d say not worth it but thatÂ’s just me, I am sure you will find several on here that will say it is.
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Yep. The class C is a big deal. It would eliminate you from a lot of things such as certain jobs, concealed carry permits, etc.

However, I triple dog dare you. :)

I really don't think you would make it off the field. 40+ athletes would be there to "break it up" The security would probably have to come to your "aid" before it was over.
 
#88
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hmanvolfan said:
Coconut size.
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Told ya lies don't count. Only a certain species of Amazon monkeys have that size among primate species.
Unless of course you have a disease like testicular cancer. In which case you'd have my sympathy as it's certainly not something to brag about. Just saying. :eek:hmy:
 
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SuperDave said:
I guess... if you want to be called a poor white farmer.
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more like coal miners who were standing up for themselves and went to war in the mountains against corrupt lawmen and paid assassins hired by the mining companies...they wore red bandanas around their neck,hence,redneck... mining companies paid their employees in credit or company cash,only to be used at local company stores,they controlled the rent on the houses,the prices of food,they controlled the economy and lives of those people...

edit for the Count beating me to the explanation....
 
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WoodsmanVol said:
There are parents who assault little league coaches. My understanding is they for the serious legal consequences AND get sued.

Now if some nitwit is thinking of assaulting Kiffin, you are a nitwit and 12 steps beyond being a nitwit. Too many already view Tennesseans are a backward and barely subhuman population. This would only reinforce that ignorant stereotypical view. Quite likely, someone as slick as Kiffin will know where to find a lawyer that not only successfully sues the attacker but the university for failure to provide adequate security. You think the AD in in financial straits now? It's nothing compared to what could result from such a lawsuit. To even ask this question is evidence of such a level of stupidity no human language can properly express it. Perhaps Vulcan or Romulan could but no human language possibly could.
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Is it even possible for you to make a post in which you disagree with the OP, and NOT call people names?

Seriously you talk like other people need to grow up, other people are stupid.. other people are backwards.

and then to prove your point... you use childish name calling?

Brilliant logic there champ.. really brilliant :lolabove:
 
#91
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ImportedVoL said:
Is it even possible for you to make a post in which you disagree with the OP, and NOT call people names?

Seriously you talk like other people need to grow up, other people are stupid.. other people are backwards.

and then to prove your point... you use childish name calling?

Brilliant logic there champ.. really brilliant :lolabove:
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Premise 1: All things are possible.

Premise 2: Nothing is impossible.

∴ Therefore it is possible for something to be impossible. :eek:k:
 
#94
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WoodsmanVol said:
There are parents who assault little league coaches. My understanding is they for the serious legal consequences AND get sued.

Now if some nitwit is thinking of assaulting Kiffin, you are a nitwit and 12 steps beyond being a nitwit. Too many already view Tennesseans are a backward and barely subhuman population. This would only reinforce that ignorant stereotypical view. Quite likely, someone as slick as Kiffin will know where to find a lawyer that not only successfully sues the attacker but the university for failure to provide adequate security. You think the AD in in financial straits now? It's nothing compared to what could result from such a lawsuit. To even ask this question is evidence of such a level of stupidity no human language can properly express it. Perhaps Vulcan or Romulan could but no human language possibly could.
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ha,man up and do it,just make sure it is a TV game so we can all watch,there will be many a mattress burnt in honor :good!:
 
#96
#96
Another thought for anyone seriously thinking of attacking LK physically, is the attempt is telegraphed. Trolls, lurkers etc from Bama or any other school will have seen this thread and spread the word among their peers or even news agencies. The UT and Vols could become a national joke well before the game. And if good gosh! some nut actually tried this, we'd be the laughingstock worldwide. Why put the UT, our fans, and yourself in such a distasteful situation?
 
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WoodsmanVol said:
Another thought for anyone seriously thinking of attacking LK physically, is the attempt is telegraphed.
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it would have to be telegraphed,the interwebz
hasn't made its way to Bama yet... you might could intercept the mule carrying the written letter...
 
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#99
#99
Kiffen: Season Tickets at the 40 yard line.
Saban: Banned remainder of game.
Spurrier: Lifetime ban on wearing Sun Visors.
Richt, Sumlin, Miles, etc: Bonga!
 
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