Wish is granted

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but it never works

I wish I was done with my Christmas shopping.

 

[ColtsFan87]

Granted, but nobody likes the things you bought.

I wish it wasnt so cold.

 

[bigtime]

Granted, but it gets so hot california is lost to the ocean


i wish the hat that i won last night in dirty santa didnt have a crooked bill so i didnt have to go out of town to return it

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you have to return everything else.

I wish everyone on Volnation would get everything they want for Christmas.

 

[surrealvol]

Granted, and the twist is they get double.

I wish tonight was Christmas Eve.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, and I get to eat mama's Christmas dinner :yahoo:

I wish we could get all of the extended family Christmas over with on Christmas Eve so we could stay home on Christmas Day.

 

[bigtime]

Granted, but santa didnt get the memo


i wish i knew what kind of cat that was i ate at the chinese place so i dont eat it again cause i think its makin me sick

 

[surrealvol]

Granted, but it was actually a dog.

I wish it was warm enough to slip over to the lake in the ol' bass boat.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but the temp drops 30 degrees as soon as you get there.

I wish I could go back to being 18 again.

 

[bigtime]

granted, but its in a dream and you wake up after you where racin in a nice car an beat danica and she was bout to REWARD YOU if ya know what im sayin

i wish my car would get fixed

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but it only runs for a week then breaks down again.

I wish Danica would win that race so I can get my "reward" :naughty:

 

[Lexvol]

Granted, but the guys in her pit crew hand out all the rewards, and they use their jack and drill to do it.

I wish there were no speed limits.

 

[dan4vols]

granted butsome granny in a 77 Ford grenada blows you off the road forever scarring your ego.

I wish aliens would land and turn out to be benevolent and help us out with technology wiping out famine, disease, and war.

 

[Lexvol]

Granted, but then they eat us all because they were just getting us fat and happy.

I wish I was snow skiing.

 

[dan4vols]

Granted, but you are the guy who almost out-skied the avalanche....almost

I wish a sweet job offer would land in my lap.

 

[ColtsFan87]

Granted, you get paid 6 figures to clean up vommit at theme parks.

I wish I would kill a big deer in the morning.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but the collision destroys your vehicle.

I wish I could have an extra week off for Christmas.

 

[bigtime]

Granted, but you spend it in jail with danicas pit crew and they didnt confiscate there equipment


I wish i could shoot 1 under next time im on the golf course

 

[RockyTopEmpire]

granted, but it's at putt putt

I wish is was already time to leave work.

 

[bigtime]

Granted, but it was because a fire and you no longer have a job

the moral of this story is be careful what you wish for j/j


i wish i didnt have to wait till christmas for Need for Speed Most Wanted

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, you have to wait till your birthday instead.

I wish I had something fun to do right now.

 

[Lexvol]

Granted, it is playing prison girl with your cellmate.

I wish I had a good milkshake right now.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but it's melted.

I wish we still had a Burger King here

 

[bigtime]

Granted, it replaces your other favorite fastfood place


i wish my internet was faster

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you have to pay $200 a month for it.

I wish I wasn't wide awake when I have to get up at 5:30 in the morning.