Wish is granted

[RockyTopEmpire]

granted, but you would wake up with a coyote ugly


I wish i would have gotten selected for promotion below the zone (missed it by half a point&#33

 

[surrealvol]

Granted, but you were were promoted below the ENDzone.

I wish I could still fit into my dress blues.

 

[Jmxvol]

Granted but they are pink

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

I wish I didn't have to wrap presents.

 

[bigtime]

Granted but you pay someone 200 a box to rap them


i wish volnation had an itsant messenger

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but it dosn't work

I wish I didn't have a headache.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Granted, you may take an Imitrex.

I wish I could move back to Kentucky sooner!

 

[jakez4ut]

Granted, but you have to move to, uh, wait, Kentucky?

I wish my wife was fiscally responsible

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you're not so it evens out

I wish I had something good to read.

 

[bigtime]

granted, but your illiterate


i wish tonight would horry up and get here

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you go to sleep and miss out on whatever you're waiting for.

I wish I was in Hawaii.

 

[bigtime]

Granted but the volcano blows


i wish there was somtin i could do to bring my grades up a lil higher in school

 

[Lexvol]

Granted, involves playing doctor with you hairy Science teacher.

I wish I had a 747 jet.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, it's a die cast collectable.

I wish I had a limo.

 

[ColtsFan87]

granted, but it comes in a hotwheel box.

I wish I never got tired.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but it means you never get to do anything fun.

I wish I had more time to do the things I want to do.

 

[surrealvol]

Granted, but then you want to do things you are not doing all over again.

I wish I owned a farm.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but it's the middle of a drought so none of your crops will grow.

I wish I had my own personal masseuse.

 

[Lexvol]

Granted, his name is Jimmy Snooka, and his deep tissue massage is an elbow off the top rope.

I wish we had Krystal in Lex rather than White Castle.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Goes back in time to the North Side Plaza, where Hill's was and the SuperWalmart is, and lets LexVol eat at Krystals.

I wish the boy was already with my wife and I but we have to wait till February.

 

[ColtsFan87]

Ive got no clue what that means or how to respond....

I wish I could kill a big deer in the morning.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but it jumps out in front of you and destroys your car.

I wish I had a burrito supreme right now.

 

[surrealvol]

Granted, but you have to buy extra TP.

I wish the average temp this winter would be 45.

 

[bigtime]

granted, but thats also at night so it doesnt snow runnin everyones winter


i wish it would get cold enough to give us a white christmas

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Ive got no clue what that means or how to respond....

Sorry, have a baby boy coming in February just wish he was here.