Wish is granted

[Lexvol]

Granted, but it is an all male nude beach.

I wish I were 12 years old again.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but as soon as you go back you are wishing to be an adult again.

I wish I had a big juicy T-Bone steak right now.

 

[VOLracerx]

Gratned but the jackass that is supposed to cook it turns it into a piece of charcoal

I wish I had a 46" LCD HDTV wiht HD service and it works with all that channels and speaks only english

 

[surrealvol]

Granted but your power is off for at least two weeks.

I wish I had a house on the lake.

 

[bigtime]

granted but the lake has dryed up because of a massive drout where you live


i wish school would get out for christmas fast

 

[volmanjr]

granted but you only get 1 day off before you have to go back

I wish it was Spring already.

 

[VOLracerx]

Granted but it is a cold harsh Spring with record lows and snowfall

I wish it were FOOTBALL TIME IN TENNESSEE

 

[volmanjr]

It is but they are only reruns on CSS.


I wish I could climb Mt Evrest

 

[VOLracerx]

Granted - but you don't make it back down - turning into a human popsicle - only to appear to the rest of the world when jeep makes a new commercial

I wish someone would pimp my ride.

 

[volmanjr]

granted but your ride is a tricycle

I wish I lived in Australlia.

 

[ColtsFan87]

granted but you are a Kangaroo...

I wish I played a pro sport.

 

[VOLracerx]

Granted but you are a pro curler, and weigh 400 lbs, have heart disease and only mak 12K a year

I wish I could invent the next great product

 

[ColtsFan87]

granted, but you make a diet product that gives curlers heart disease and the curler kills you for it.

I wish I was the richest person on earth.

 

[VOLracerx]

Granted - but you live in society where rich means that you have a lot of gay friends


I wish I was a comic book artist

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but comic books are out so you're looking for a new career.

I wish it were the weekend

 

[ColtsFan87]

Granted, but you work a dead end job that makes you work overtime on weekends.

I wish I were cool

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, you're in Anchorage, Alaska where it's really cool.

I wish I were a millionaire

 

[ColtsFan87]

Granted, but all of your money comes from gay porn.

I wish I had something better to do then post on volnation.com

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but it involves watching paint dry.

I wish I had 10,000 posts on Volnation.

 

[ColtsFan87]

granted, but as soon as you hit 10,000 the shut it do.

I wish could ball the boys from the And1 mix tapes.

 

[tidwell]

Granted, but I'm not sure you'd want to ball with the brothers when you can't ball with a whitey.

I wish I could do an under-the-leg lay up adequately.

 

[surrealvol]

Granted, but you actually do miss the layup.

I wish I was in Australia for a week.

 

[OWB]

Granted, but you're an Arab.

I wish that there wasn't a speed limit...

 

[surrealvol]

Granted, but you have to move to Nevada.

I wish it was June 1st.

 

[ColtsFan87]

granted but your in alaska...

I wish I had spidermans powers.