Wish is granted

[surrealvol]

Granted, but only if you wish really, really hard and agree not to watch.

I wish I could catch just one 35 lb. striper.

 

[VOLracerx]

Granted, but your wish is misunderstood and you catch a 35 lb. stripper


I wish I could go back to college and do it all over again.

 

[surrealvol]

Granted, but you fail every course and the girls think you are a loser.

 

[VOLracerx]

Your wish???.....funny that is how it happened the first time :blink:

 

[surrealvol]

I wish the new Camaros didn't look so much like a Mustang.

 

[bigtime]

granted, but instead they look like a pinto


i wish dekalb would beet upperman tonight

 

[surrealvol]

Granted, but then they have to forfeit.

I wish warm weather would hurry up and get here.

 

[bigtime]

granted but its cause of this so called global warmin and we loose california to the sea(which aint so much of a bad thing LOL)

whish football season was bak

 

[bigtime]

granted but its cause of this so called global warmin and we loose california to the sea(which aint so much of a bad thing LOL)

whish football season was here again already

 

[vols kick balls]

granted but your the guy who sold his fan loyalty and have to like bama and tennessee wins the national championship

i wish i peyton manning would break all the single season passing records next year

 

[tvolsfan]

granted, but he chokes in the playoffs again.

i wish the titans win the super bowl.

 

[dan4vols]

granted, but then the team leaves town in the middle of the night ala Colts....headed to Oklahoma City


I wish I'd win the powerball so I could buy the Dolphins

 

[tvolsfan]

granted, but you are buying the dolphins at sea world.

i wish i could get whatever i wanted.

 

[tvolsfan]

granted, but you are buying the dolphins at sea world.

 

[surrealvol]

Granted, but you forgot why you wanted it.

I wish I could find my old baseball cards.

 

[bigtime]

granted but they are all bent and wet and of no value anymore


I wish i could get my cast off my hand already

 

[dan4vols]

granted, but now you have 6 fingers

I wish the Vols would blow out Cal 45-3

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, I wish they would too.

I wish the Vols would blow out everybody on the schedule 45-3 next year.

 

[vader]

Granted. But they blow the bowl game (a la Oklahoma)

I wish the BBall Vols would run the tourney this March

 

[surrealvol]

Granted, but they are running it administratively.

I wish it would warm up in Virginia...too blasted cold up here right now!

 

[Taylor Moran]

Granted, but it will be 110 degrees for the rest of eternity in Virginia

I wish I was the fastest person on the planet

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

granted, but you are so fast that you are on a plane of existence all by yourself.

I wish Paul Dana hadn't been killed in that crash this morning.

 

[surrealvol]

Granted but when it is your time, you are gone...

I wish Kurt Busch hadn't won at Bristol.

 

[OrangePappy]

Granted, but you have to defend him every time he does something stupid.


I wish I had the power of invisability.

 

[Taylor Moran]

granted

but you can never turn visible and you are stuck that way and no one knows you are there