Wish is granted

[surrealvol]

Granted, but it is a Bubba McDonald's vegetarian bar with sushi as a secret entree'.

I wish I were a smarter person.

 

[cd12]

granted but you can no longer post here!

I wish I could retire

 

[surrealvol]

Granted, but there is no money involved.

I wish I had season tickets on the 50 yard-line.

 

[cd12]

Granted but its for Snoop Dog's kid's Pop Warner games

I wish crime would end

 

[D MAN 335]

granted.. now have fun trying to end it all

 

[surrealvol]

Granted, but it is too tough to complete.

I wish I were debt free.

 

[D MAN 335]

granted, but you have to sell all your stuff

i wish i got all a's

 

[cd12]

Granted but you have nothing to show for it!

I wish Indigo Girls would get back together

 

[GAVol]

Granted, but you still have no shot at converting them.


I wish I could add extra zeroes to my paycheck.

 

[D MAN 335]

granted, but the extra money goes to florida university

i wish fulmer would discipline better

 

[GAVol]

Granted, but he now follows YOU around with a whip.

I wish the football season started tomorrow.

 

[D MAN 335]

granted, but foster got hurt the first play

i wish the yankees would lose every game

 

[cd12]

GRANTED! I wish I wished for that!

I wish Tv was all 70"s reruns

 

[D MAN 335]

granted, but you don't have a TV

i wish t.o. would shutup and grow up

 

[surrealvol]

Granted...nah, sorry, never happen.

I wish I could stay up later tonight.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you have to get up an hour earlier in the morning.

I wish I could sleep more than 4 hours a night.

 

[cd12]

Granted but you have to move to Alaska

I wish I could leave work at the office!

 

[dan4vols]

Granted but you find the lapyop is like a ball n chain

I wish life was as simple as it was potrayed in Mayberry

 

[surrealvol]

Granted, but you are Aunt Bea.

I wish I could take a three week vacation in Europe.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you have to go to the northernmost part of Finland in January.

I wish I had a hollowdeck like the one in Star Trek The Next Generation.

 

[Volunteersfan]

granted but you are a germ and this hollowdeck and really have no say so in what goes on and cant get anywhere

i wish i had a box of graham crackers

 

[jdsa]

Granted, but they're evil graham crackers.

I wish I could be a professional athlete.

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, you're a soccer player in Brazil.

I wish I was the defending Nextel Cup champion.

 

[cd12]

Granted, but people only know you as Dick Trickle!

I wish I had more hair!

 

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but it's all on your back

I wish I could hit the lottery.