Wish is granted

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but you're an assistant shark herder.

Wish I had some King Crab Legs.

I was too slow.

Granted, delivered by Jameis Winston

Wish my pizza was done

 

[Behr]

Granted, but you dropped it face down.


Wish I was in Alaska.

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Granted, but your forced to be outside naked

I wish it was the weekend

 

[Behr]

Granted, its Sunday night.


Wish I was naked in Alaska, outside.

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Granted, but your in an all male village

Wish I was a baller

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but it only lasts a week



I wish I had all my bills paid for life

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Granted, but you'll never make another dollar again

I wish I could explode California into the Pacific Ocean

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but you're stuck out there with them


I wish I could win a door prize at the golf tournament Saturday

 

[buckfama]

Granted, but it's a years supply of tampons.

I wish my back didn't hurt all the time.

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but it's replaced with projectile diarrhea


I wish I could snap my fingers and be anywhere I wanted

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Granted, but something went wrong and your stuck in Alabama forever

I wish it was 6pm

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but you fall asleep

I wish they'd hurry and go back to 12 hour shifts at work

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but you fall asleep

I wish they'd hurry and go back to 12 hour shifts at work

 

[Tin Man]

Granted, but you're stuck in a loop repeating yourself.

I wish I hadn't replied to this thread just now...

 

[superdave1984]

Granted, but you are now a cat food taster

I wish Alabama was hit with serious NCAA violations and stripped of all victories for the last 30 years

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but Satan is still coach


I wish I was at home instead of clocking in

 

[malinoisvol]

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[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Granted, but Satan is still coach


I wish I was at home instead of clocking in

Granted, but you're suspended for 30 days

I wish the chick with the ahem, assets was working in this building tonight

 

[buckfama]

Granted, but you're suspended for 30 days

I wish the chick with the ahem, assets was working in this building tonight

Granted, but you find out the hard way that she used to be named Roy.

I wish my grandpa and grandma Stephens were still alive so we could go fishing together one more time.

 

[TopsideVol]

Granted, great memories with mine but you have to hook yourself in the mouth.
I wish they would discontinue this Bachelor, Bachelorette, and Ho paradise so I don’t get girled into watching it

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

Granted, but you have to watch SpongeBob for the rest of your life

I wish baseball season never ended

 

[joevol33]

Granted, but your team never wins another game


I wish I could stay on break until it's time to go home

 

[Weezer]

Granted, but your team never wins another game


I wish I could stay on break until it's time to go home

Granted, but it's because you break your leg, again.

I wish for Ben to be the one that breaks your leg.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Granted, but Ben breaks your legs too.

Wish I was able to sleep.

 

[Weezer]

Granted, but Ben breaks your legs too.

Wish I was able to sleep.

Granted, but only if you change your name to Rape Stove like we voted on.

I wish for real wishes that could actually come true.