Worst Movie Ever?

#76
#76
Speaking of Tom Green, I actually thought Freddy Got Fingered was kinda funny. Some are some parts where am absolutley like "What the hell am I watching?" but there are a lot of parts that have me busting up.
 
#77
#77
I saw about 5 minutes of Howard the Duck on cable the other night . . .

What the hell were they thinking!?!?!?
 
#78
#78
Can't say I have actually turned off a movie whatever it may have been.....but I turned off AnchorMan......That movie was STUPID HORRIBLE ECT ECT ECT......Will Ferrel was the stuff in Old School though......
 
#81
#81
Originally posted by g8terh8ter_eric@Feb 10, 2005 10:25 PM
BTW Howard the Duck is a classic.....I loved that movie as a kid.....the monster's were freaky.....
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That movie went off the rails for me when Lea Thompson got it on with the duck. If I were her, I would have fired my agent on the spot. :blink:
 
#82
#82
You guys should be embarassed for even watching some of those listed here. Couldn't you tell from the video box or preview that they were going to suck???

doc, you are too high-quality a poster to stoop to flaming. Please keep it classy.
 
#83
#83
Originally posted by kiddiedoc@Feb 11, 2005 9:45 AM
You guys should be embarassed for even watching some of those listed here. Couldn't you tell from the video box or preview that they were going to suck???

Oh, and Checker: either you're gay or we watched a different version of "Barb Wire." Try this: insert DVD, pause, change audio input to "CD," insert remixed White Zombie or Nine Inch Nails CD and play, restart DVD, watch Pamela Anderson run around in a cat suit kicking ass without having to hear her talk. Now THAT'S quality television.
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dont call me gay homie.


the movie sucked ass. pamela is the prototipical blonde bimbo and i am tired of seeing it

god that movie was stupid.
 
#84
#84
Originally posted by kiddiedoc@Feb 11, 2005 9:45 AM
You guys should be embarassed for even watching some of those listed here. Couldn't you tell from the video box or preview that they were going to suck???

Oh, and Checker: either you're gay or we watched a different version of "Barb Wire." Try this: insert DVD, pause, change audio input to "CD," insert remixed White Zombie or Nine Inch Nails CD and play, restart DVD, watch Pamela Anderson run around in a cat suit kicking ass without having to hear her talk. Now THAT'S quality television.
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how does it feel to be shallow?
 
#86
#86
Done "Starship Troopers"- I disagree (check page 3) and either surrealvol agrees or was being really damned sarcastic.


I also disagree about "anything by Jim Carrey".

I have this thing for smart-ass geniuses who break down, give up on try to do quality, and just do fart jokes 'cause "that's what the people want".

I can't decide whether Carrey started with brains or not, but he's done not only some of the worst but some of the best movies I've ever seen.

There are times, and not just after I've seen one of his bad movies, that I'd wish he'd die. That way, people would start talking about the 2-3 incredible, wonderful movies he's done, and I might hear something to explain to me how and why he seemed to only do absolute quality or the depths of pandering.

There'd also be the fun of watching the French try to agree on whether he or Jerry Lewis was the biggest genius, and whether they should build a new statue or just perch a bust of Jim on Jerry like a totem pole.

Personally I'd be willing to donate to the statue project if they went with the totem pole, complete with a push-button built into Jerry's crotch which alternately played fart sounds, the Yoric soliloquy from Hamlet, Lewis screaming, "Hey Lady," a sound-byte I once heard on the BBC: "Did you know that the bacteria commonly found between your toes are also found in the finest French cheeses?", and Carrey saying, "So you're THAT kind of crowd"...



 
#87
#87
It's never been made- thank all that's holy

But you just know that at some point the people that manage Van Damme and the people who manage Seagal got together over lunch to toss around ideas about what they (rightly) considered could be one of the most memorable projects in American cinematic history.....
 
#88
#88
Tom Hanks fan here, but he has made some first class stinkers

Philadelphia
The LadyKillers
The one with him, Bruce WIllis and Melanie Griffith.

As far as NON Tom Hanks movies:

Other Peoples Money
Rhinestone
Get SHorty
 
#89
#89
Originally posted by volbrian@Feb 14, 2005 12:16 PM
Tom Hanks fan here, but he has made some first class stinkers
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That just reminded me of Joe vs. the Volcano. :shakehead:
 
#92
#92
Joe Vs the Volcano... ugh, thanks for reminding me of that awful, awful, awful film. It has to be up there near the top.
 
#93
#93
I have just seen one of the worst movies ever. I watched "House of The Dead" on cable the other night. Absolutely AWFUL. Apparantly, they tried to copy the Resident Evil, video game=>movie, idea. 90 minutes of my life I can never get back. :yuck:
 
#94
#94
Rrrrreeeeeoowww! Easy tiger! :bottom:


The Barb Wire post was a bit "tongue-in-cheek," so sorry if taken personally. A little sarcasm intended -- not really commenting on anyone's sexual orientation.

So, let me translate and repost:

Barb Wire -- you're right. It sucked.
 
#95
#95
I dont know if it has been said yet but Zoolander is Horrible!!!!!! :bad: :gun: :gun:
 
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