MSrivervol
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I’m pretty sure this guy is some poetry or English freshman level assistant professor. Definitely one of those guys. Listens to Wilco and looks to infuse woke into football message boards in his spare time. Don’t you have some pals to hang out with at the student union?Ma'am, I don't care what state you live in. Even those inbreds will pass on a shrew of a gal like you.
Clean up the language, take the rollers out of your hair, run a vacuum over the trailer, pull back the Rebel flag you use as curtains to let a little light in, and change out of your bathrobe. You'll see, in no time at all you'll find a fella to come a courtin' with a big bouquet of dandelions and a box of Marlboro reds under his arm. You'll be Mrs. Rivervol in no time!