Alabama

[peyton4heisman]

I would stick to jokes where one of my fellow fans doesn't have his way with a sheep.

Just a suggestion.

What's so baaaaaad about having your way with a sheep? Clearly you are not Butch Jones. You just don't get it.

 

[orange parmejohn]

How did the Alabama kid find his sister in the woods?





Pretty good.

 

[shenvalvol]

what is the alabama state bird..........the fly
what is the alabama state color.........primer red
how come there are no BMW dealerships in alabama....no one can spell it
what do call 2 walmart shopping bags in alabama....matching luggage

what is the definition of an alabama virgin....a mud ugly 10 year old who can out run her brother

 

[kdbduffer]

dont hate the state.if there was no alabama where would you stop and pee on the way to florida.

South Carolina.

 

[YankeeVol]

Hmm

 

[Crazy Ivan]

What do you call an Alabama fan carry a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other arm?

Bi-sexual

 

[volfanecs]

An Alabama fan discovered a fire in his bathroom, but it was contained before it reached the house.

 

[rocky top buzz]

Not sure how this got 0 likes. I laughed.. Out loud.

Because it was disgusting... out loud.

 

[BearCat204]

An Alabama fan discovered a fire in his bathroom, but it was contained before it reached the house.

This is actually funny

 

[chattavfl86]

How many bama fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

0. Everyone knows they don't have electricity in Alabama.

Alternate ending: 8. One to do it, one to hold the ladder, six to talk about how the bear would've done it.

 

[kdbduffer]

Top 10 Alabama Jokes Of All Time | Bleacher Report

These are funny. 1-3 are really funny. (Hope the link works).

 

[kdbduffer]

These are good too.

Alabama Jokes - Rocky Top Talk

 

[volsohard16]

I would stick to jokes where one of my fellow fans doesn't have his way with a sheep.

Just a suggestion.

I would stick to your own teams message boards.

Just a suggestion.

 

[terrypedigo]

:dunno:Why do we VOL NATION bring up that WASHING POWDER team little tide, all the time.

 

[gnm53108]

:dunno:Why do we VOL NATION bring up that WASHING POWDER team little tide, all the time.

We hate em.
Family tradition
We hate em
It's the summer and we're bored.
and we uh...hate em.

 

[bamawriter]

:dunno:Why do we VOL NATION bring up that WASHING POWDER team little tide, all the time.

YES! I was thinking last nite, "There is no way TP doesn't drop the washing powder line into this thread."

Fourteenth post in fourteen different threads. Freakin-A, man.

 

[vols_fan_68]

YES! I was thinking last nite, "There is no way TP doesn't drop the washing powder line into this thread."

Fourteenth post in fourteen different threads. Freakin-A, man.

Lmao

 

[brianlsanders]

There's nothing funny about alabama. Just poverty and dilapidated buildings. A true sh!thole of a state.

 

[Jezebel Rollo]

It used to be what does a Alabama fan and maggots have in common?

They both live off a dead bear...oh that is not nice.

Did you hear the one about their coach who got fired like a day or two after being hired for going to a strip club on a school credit card?

 

[volfanecs]

Your teacher makes a pass at you....and you are home schooled.

 

[bamacheats]

Not sure how this got 0 likes. I laughed.. Out loud.

Then why didn't you "like" it? :crazy:

 

[TuskALoosa]

I find a lot of these posts insensitive.

 

[#1DicksonVolFan]

I find a lot of these posts insensitive.

Hits close to home, I know.

 

[clt_tiger]

The only good thing to come out of Alabama is I-65 because it runs into Tennessee.

 

[1SmokinVol]

What do Alabamans do on Halloween-


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