Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

Are you a man of wealth and taste?

I like to consider myself a connoisseur of the finer things. Some people feel that the ascot and pipe are over the top, but I like the look.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

Have you ever stole a man's soul and faith?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

Have you ever stole a man's soul and faith?

Not purposely. But sometimes St Matthew Chapter 10 just exudes from my teachings.

 

[GBO18]

If it wasn't for 95 this thread would have died a long time ago. Way to be a good samaritan.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

If it wasn't for 95 this thread would have died a long time ago. Way to be a good samaritan.

We're here for you. Your actions are an obvious cry for help.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Don't be afraid to ask, gob. Let it out.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Gob,

Grown men also cry. It's very therapeutic. Just break down that wall.

 

[Berry4Heisman14]

Ron, when I turn 21, what type of alcoholic drink should I try 1st?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, when I turn 21, what type of alcoholic drink should I try 1st?

Let me start off with, alcohol is one of the many tools of the Devil. Along with Rock music and short skirts it helps make up the triumvirate of evil.

But, if you must, I like rum in my mixed drinks. Also, Jack Daniels Honey.

 

[GBO18]

Ok here I go. Nerd seems to have a lot of hate towards me, is it because he is black and I am not?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ok here I go. Nerd seems to have a lot of hate towards me, is it because he is black and I am not?

Please forgive my frankness, but maybe it's because you've been a giant dick.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Ok here I go. Nerd seems to have a lot of hate towards me, is it because he is black and I am not?

Were you crying as you typed? This is a great moment. Good job, buddy. We're proud of you.

 

[GBO18]

Please forgive my frankness, but maybe it's because you've been a giant dick.

So you are just taking what nerd said? oh btw Reported.

 

[GBO18]

Were you crying as you typed? This is a great moment. Good job, buddy. We're proud of you.

Thanks. Baby steps.

 

[milohimself]

Life advice IMO

 

[Thrasher865]

Please forgive my frankness, but maybe it's because you've been a giant dick.

*Gasp*

You are all-knowing!

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I feel like we've had a great break through today.

Gob, just let it sink in.

 

[GBO18]

I feel like we've had a great break through today.

Gob, just let it sink in.

How long is the process?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

How does it feel to have worked the same job as NEO?

 

[Berry4Heisman14]

Ron, why do you think gob is such a deuche? Is it self esteem issues, girl problems, etc?

 

[GBO18]

Ron, why do you think gob is such a deuche? Is it self esteem issues, girl problems, etc?

Midget problems. Tough times for me.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

How long is the process?

There is no time line. Each learns at his or her own pace.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

How does it feel to have worked the same job as NEO?

From the Matrix? I can't even pretend to be on par with someone as awesome as Keanu Reeves.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, why do you think gob is such a deuche? Is it self esteem issues, girl problems, etc?

I'm not sure what caused it, but hopefully he will get the help he needs.

 

[theFallGuy]

ron,

I need some votes on a website for a art piece I did. it's a competition and I'm losing votes to some d-bag with a kid in his photo. What do i do?