Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron. How many guns do you own, and do they have names?

I own three firearms. A Sig Sauer .380, a 12 gauge Mossberg shotgun and a .17 HMR Marlin. They do not have given names.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

As for the Lorazepam, I wish I had seen this last night before I went to bed. I know a guy who operates as an "independent pharmacist". He has anything you may need .

The,

Is Modbock your guy?

 

[Jax_Vol]

Ron,
What is the meaning of Stonehenge?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

Is Modbock your guy?

If I say yes, it may alert the five-o to what's up. So remember, I'm not saying yes.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,
What is the meaning of Stonehenge?

In order to explain this I need to know if you live in the Knoxville area? Are you familiar with IC King Park just off Alcoa Highway and the reputation the park has? Seek out this information and you shall have the answers you are looking for.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Stonehenge is IC King Park

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

Why do men's ears grow as they get older?

 

[GBO18]

Head shrinks moron.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Lies.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

Why do men's ears grow as they get older?

It's an evolutionary response to listening to women b.tch for so long.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Trm,

Did the 4 horsemen create the georgia guide stones?

 

[rockytop114]

It's an evolutionary response to listening to women b.tch for so long.

Ha classic good answer there

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Trm,

Did the 4 horsemen create the georgia guide stones?

No, we do not worry ourselves with the simple worries of normal men.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

Will the Cubs win it all this year?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

Will the Cubs win it all this year?

Now you're just refusing to take this thread seriously. I come here everyday to help folks with their life problems and you decide to just ask silly things. Please no more joke questions.

 

[rockytop114]

The what should I give my wife for here birthday? Needs to be cheap

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The what should I give my wife for here birthday? Needs to be cheap

A good sexing. I'm talking about 5-7 minutes of the best mounting she's ever experienced. It's free and that's what all women really want. To be mounted.

 

[rockytop114]

Thanks also what can I do about berry he seems to be a sour puss?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Thanks also what can I do about berry he seems to be a sour puss?

Find some points of agreement. Focus on those. Maybe a Youtube video of keyboard cat.

 

[rockytop114]

Find some points of agreement. Focus on those. Maybe a Youtube video of keyboard cat.

Lol done used the keyboard cat

 

[Berry4Heisman14]

Thanks also what can I do about berry he seems to be a sour puss?

You're unworthy of my attention. Takes some tips from TRM.

 

[rockytop114]

You are one stuck up puss : you must need some poundage then a litter change a good petting and some meow mix and then a Play toy with cat nip.

 

[Berry4Heisman14]

You're a squid.

 

[Berry4Heisman14]

Keyboard Cat respects RTM the most. RTM, should I accept the squid as a poster in the Zone?

 

[rockytop114]

You're a squid.

You act like a puss in heat going to have to smack you and throw you in the cage . No kitty you can't go out