Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[The Ron Mexico]

Keyboard Cat respects RTM the most. RTM, should I accept the squid as a poster in the Zone?

I'm staying out of your personal rivalries. Just do what you feel is right.

 

[Berry4Heisman14]

Squid, i'll accept you, but I had to give you a hard time 1st. You have to go through a initiation process in the Zone. Mine was 1000000X worse than yours.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Squid, i'll accept you, but I had to give you a hard time 1st. You have to go through a initiation process in the Zone. Mine was 1000000X worse than yours.

Very true. I gave keyboard kat a hard time for several weeks.

 

[Berry4Heisman14]

Very true. I gave keyboard kat a hard time for several weeks.

It all payed off. From midget lover to Keyboard Cat. I've come a long way! That's why I mentioned you in my Lottery thread in here.

 

[rockytop114]

Squid, i'll accept you, but I had to give you a hard time 1st. You have to go through a initiation process in the Zone. Mine was 1000000X worse than yours.

I know .... You are a cool keyboard cat. I got forties in the fridge for all.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

Who is RTM?

 

[Jax_Vol]

In order to explain this I need to know if you live in the Knoxville area? Are you familiar with IC King Park just off Alcoa Highway and the reputation the park has? Seek out this information and you shall have the answers you are looking for.

I live in Winchester TN. I never heard of IC King Park. What is the reputation? I shall seek out answers. Is it a sex thing?

 

[Jax_Vol]

...:rock:

 

[Jax_Vol]

Stonehenge is IC King Park

Wow! that blows

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

Who is RTM?

One of two things: either a typo or Ron "Troof" Mexico.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Wow! that blows

I see you've found your answers.

 

[Jax_Vol]

I see you've found your answers.

Yeah, I never made the connection. You are the best Ron!

 

[Georgia Peach]

Should I become a nurse?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Trm,

Are men able to be in heat?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Should I become a nurse?

As I don't know you personally I can't speak to your bedside manner or intelligence. Nursing is a very respectable profession and as an RN you can make a decent living. Plus, you have access to plenty of fringe benfits not available to other career fields.

By other fringe benefits I mean drugs and stealing from old womens purses.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Trm,

Are men able to be in heat?

I have been in heat since my early teens.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

I have been in heat since my early teens.

Whew

Trm,

Ever make love to the couch or pillow

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Whew

Trm,

Ever make love to the couch or pillow

No. But if I had I wouldn't tell anyone about it.

 

[Jax_Vol]

Ron,

Of all the posters on Vol Nation, who is the most needy and insecure like Da'rick Rogers?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Of all the posters on Vol Nation, who is the most needy and insecure like Da'rick Rogers?

I generally stay away naming names on here. But on that thought, I wish DaRick would get a VN account. DaRick posting in the Zone would be the GOAT.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Trm,

Why do 49 year olds feel threatened by OE?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Trm,

Why do 49 year olds feel threatened by OE?

I was unaware of this phenomenon. Care to expound?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

I was unaware of this phenomenon. Care to expound?

Pretty crazy, OE has had a rash of cbyer stalkers.

Couple of get off my lawn old guys took OE serious and been butt hurt ever since.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

Are you a man of wealth and taste?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Pretty crazy, OE has had a rash of cbyer stalkers.

Couple of get off my lawn old guys took OE serious and been butt hurt ever since.

That's pretty common. They're intimdated by your understanding of the finer points of internettin'. It's not their fault. You have benfited from my advice for so long now that any of your opponents wouldn't stand a chance.