Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[Orangeslice13]

The same reason some have to buy big trucks....small penises.

Or they need it for work

 

[SergeantVol]

fwiw I have not lied about anything I have told you guys.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

I know what you are referring to Colonel General OE. Go lick some windows!

Apparently not................it is midly amusing watching you attempt to be pithy

 

[OrangeEmpire]

fwiw I have not lied about anything I have told you guys.

*bs!*

 

[OrangeEmpire]

How have you been?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

Favorite cap style: flat billed, curved billed, or Sarge's french beret?

 

[OtterFH]

Ron,
What is sarge doing out of his cage?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

How have you been?

Working like a dog.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

Favorite cap style: flat billed, curved billed, or Sarge's french beret?

Curved bill. The only correct answer to this is curved bill.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Working like a dog.

Retire

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Curved bill. The only correct answer to this is curved bill.

Amen

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,
What is sarge doing out of his cage?

He drugged me and sneaked out. Ima beat his ass when I catch him again.

 

[SergeantVol]

*bs!*

Yusojelli? I am not claiming to have done everything, despite your retarded accusations. Everything I have said I have done I have. I find no need to lie. You sure as Shiz ain't worth impressing. TRM on the other hand....

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Should I buy a Rolls Royce?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Yusojelli? I am not claiming to have done everything, despite your retarded accusations. Everything I have said I have done I have. I find no need to lie. You sure as Shiz ain't worth impressing. TRM on the other hand....

Time for some honest self reflection, the look at me Im a hero shtick is getting old.

 

[SergeantVol]

Time for some honest self reflection, the look at me Im a hero shtick is getting old.

Never claimed to be a hero. The real Heroes are the ones who didn't make it back.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Retire

If I could I would. I might just become a hobo.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Should I buy a Rolls Royce?

Only if you hate America.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

#yall2serious

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Never claimed to be a hero. The real Heroes are the ones who didn't make it back.

You pos!

You are the only "soldier" in the history of the board to puff out their chest and brag about their service. We have two retired generals on the board and you skirt your bs with the above statement!

Damn you you pos, damn you!

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Only if you hate America.

What executive luxury car should I buy then?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

If I could I would. I might just become a hobo.

I want to be a beach bum

 

[Nerd-Vol]

I want to be a beach bum

I would be a ski bum, but fawk cold weather.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

I would be a ski bum, but fawk cold weather.

+1

 

[The Ron Mexico]

What executive luxury car should I buy then?

A Lincoln Continental.

Think - The Lincoln Lawyer.