Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[dembewbs]

go and sin no more

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

I'm out on sodomy. Never really cared for being a pillow bitin' bottom. If you just wanna hang out, drink and watch ESPN, I'm in.

I got cookies

 

[Weezer]

It's because you have a fixation on levers. By lever I mean penis.

My initial thought was touche, but I found the reference to dueling swords to be wildly inappropriate.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Ron, who let the dogs out?

 

[GBO18]

Who, who, who, who.

 

[Weezer]

Ron,

Your dislike of Zeppelin proves you are fallible, but if you dislike Jimi Hendrix as well, then my faith in you is compromised. Do you embrace the sprituality that is Jimi Hendrix?

 

[Weezer]

Is Ron allowed to be around dogs? I thought that was a violation.

 

[dembewbs]

led is dat band...haters gon hate

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, who let the dogs out?

Nerd-Vol apparently. Incidentally, "who let the dogs out" was a panty dropper song back in the day.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Your dislike of Zeppelin proves you are fallible, but if you dislike Jimi Hendrix as well, then my faith in you is compromised. Do you embrace the sprituality that is Jimi Hendrix?

I am neutral on Mr. Hendrix.

 

[Weezer]

Ron,

What do you listen to? Milli Vanilli? Vanilla Ice? The Jonas Brothers? If you are going to be a 'zone deity, you must expand your musical horizons.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

What do you listen to? Milli Vanilli? Vanilla Ice? The Jonas Brothers? If you are going to be a 'zone deity, you must expand your musical horizons.

I, like all mulattos, enjoy country, western and country western. I also enjoy the soothing and melodic tunes of '80s hair metal.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Ron, is it possible to actually troll the Endzone?

 

[dembewbs]

how about this ron...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx59Mi_F_Gk[/youtube]

 

[Weezer]

I have fond memories of '80s hair metal. I also like country. Miranda Lambert kicks ass. My musical tastes are very ecclectic.

 

[GBO18]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ox1Tore9nw[/youtube]

 

[possumslayer]

Who is your favorite gay athlete ?
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[Scotty's Flat Top]

Mexico,

Fat azz or big tits?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, is it possible to actually troll the Endzone?

The Endzone is like Bizarro Land. Traditional trolling is expected in the zone. The heavy, serious thread is trolling to us. Only certain people gravitate towards the 'zone.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Who is your favorite gay athlete ?
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Very tough question. There are the obvious examples; Boitano, Louganis, all NFL kickers, the Alabama Football team and John Calipari. But for me it doesn't get any better than Billie Jean King.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Mexico,

Fat azz or big tits?

Titties today, titties tomorrow, titties forever.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Ron. Do you celebrate Black Friday?

 

[possumslayer]

Very tough question. There are the obvious examples; Boitano, Louganis, all NFL kickers, the Alabama Football team and John Calipari. But for me it doesn't get any better than Billie Jean King.

you are the man! Thanks for the reply.
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[The Ron Mexico]

Bewbs & GBO - Yes, I enjoy Elvis Presleys' music. And "in the ghetto" was a nice touch GBO.

 

[GBO18]

Knew you could probably relate.