Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[theFallGuy]

Ron,

Do you give Cuonzo a thumbs up so far even though we loss 2 games?

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Audrina needs to arc her back.. that would seal it for me

 

[theFallGuy]

you get my sloppy seconds brah

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Brah she does something to me brah

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Ron,

In a dp.. is it gay if the balls touch?

 

[Thrasher865]

I can handle this one, Ronnie.

Alternate strokes, Scotty.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Thrash,

Kind of like a see saw?

 

[GBO18]

Ron, Thrasher recently came out of the closet aka he announced he was gay. Thoughts?

 

[Thrasher865]

Thrash,

Kind of like a see saw?

Precisely.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

do you go with the sweet potato casserole or the mashed taters on Thanksgiving day?

Mashed potatoes with garlic and black pepper.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron

How many times have you been burnt by gonnorhea?

Counting a trip to Thailand, 1.

 

[dembewbs]

ron any how do i change it lulzz

 

[The Ron Mexico]

What should I eat for lunch?

Lunch is for fools. Brunch is where it's at.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Does no actually mean no?

No?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Do you give Cuonzo a thumbs up so far even though we loss 2 games?

Still undecided.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

In a dp.. is it gay if the balls touch?

Only if the 3rd person is a man.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, Thrasher recently came out of the closet aka he announced he was gay. Thoughts?

I'm GLAAD he feels comfortable enough with us to reveal hos inner most desires. Watch your cornhole.

 

[dembewbs]

answer.me.ron

 

[Weezer]

Just step right up to the booth and insert a quarter into his slot.

Ron,

Why does this comment make me feel like I'm going to be asked to pull your lever?

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Marry me Ron?

 

[dembewbs]

he made the nights he made the day spread the earth upon the waters....made the heavens and the rain...look at the sky see its design

 

[Weezer]

None. I do not like Pink Floyd, at all. Same for Led Zeppelin.

Ron,

Did you know science has proven that men who don't like Led Zeppelin generally have small penises? Is the plural of penis, penises or penii?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Why does this comment make me feel like I'm going to be asked to pull your lever?

It's because you have a fixation on levers. By lever I mean penis.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Marry me Ron?

I'm out on sodomy. Never really cared for being a pillow bitin' bottom. If you just wanna hang out, drink and watch ESPN, I'm in.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Did you know science has proven that men who don't like Led Zeppelin generally have small penises? Is the plural of penis, penises or penii?

Not true. I did listen to a Led Zeppelin album once. I got my period moments later. It was not a coincidence.