Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[theFallGuy]

Ron,

Why is it called a banana boat when it isn't really made out of bananas and not much of a boat either?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Why are there so many racists in the Zone?

Here in the zone we are accepting and tolerant of everyone, even racists like OE.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron

Why are there so many honkies in the zone?

They're trying to ruin all the fun.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Why are there so many Dominicans in the zone?

There are Dominicans in the zone? Hide your silverware.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

If you don't love the Vols, then f*** you.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Ron. What is your favorite Star Wars planet and why?

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Ron. What is your favorite Pink Floyd album?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron. What is your favorite Star Wars planet and why?

Tatooine. Mostly because it's the only one I remember.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron. What is your favorite Pink Floyd album?

None. I do not like Pink Floyd, at all. Same for Led Zeppelin.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Ron. What do you want to change your avy to?

 

[ego]

ron have you ever tried a tasty country fried steak sandwich from smokey view market?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron. What do you want to change your avy to?

A picture of Ric Flair. It's my new schtick.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

ron have you ever tried a tasty country fried steak sandwich from smokey view market?

No, the only thing I've ever gotten there are hotdogs. I love gas station hotdogs.

 

[ego]

you should try it.

 

[dembewbs]

how do i change my avy

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Here in the zone we are accepting and tolerant of everyone, even racists like OE.

u love me

 

[Pulscifer]

None. I do not like Pink Floyd, at all. Same for Led Zeppelin.

+1

 

[dembewbs]

F u ron...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1htZFVGsBMw[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9TGj2jrJk8[/youtube]

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Nope, still sucks.

 

[dembewbs]

u.suck.ron...

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Yusomadbro?

 

[theFallGuy]

Ron,

do you go with the sweet potato casserole or the mashed taters on Thanksgiving day?

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Ron

How many times have you been burnt by gonnorhea?

 

[golfballs]

What should I eat for lunch?

 

[supervol01]

Does no actually mean no?