Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[The Ron Mexico]

What's your favorite vegetable?

Lightly salted, steamed broccoli or carrots. That's why I have super power eye sight.

 

[SergeantVol]

Shut up.

Usojelli

 

[OtterFH]

Ron,
Does sarge still have a VHS collection of scrambled porn movies?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,
Does sarge still have a VHS collection of scrambled porn movies?

Yes, but it's all weird stuff. I saw him at a pawn shop in Hattiesburg, Mississippi trying to get a loan on the collection. The guy behind the counter said he couldn't take foreign art films involving male chastity belts and farm animals.

 

[OtterFH]

Yes, but it's all weird stuff. I saw him at a pawn shop in Hattiesburg, Mississippi trying to get a loan on the collection. The guy behind the counter said he couldn't take foreign art films involving male chastity belts and farm animals.

Sounds about right.

 

[Thrasher865]

Sarge will do it.

You would entrust your personal belongings to a gypsy? No offense, Sarge.

 

[Orangeslice13]

You would entrust your personal belongings to a gypsy? No offense, Sarge.

Good point. Nobody should trust a gypsy.
No offense Sarge.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

Are you with Peyton on liking tapenade?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

Are you with Peyton on liking tapenade?

It is my willingness to answer these kind of hard hitting questions that make everyone on this site love me.

Yes, I think tapenade is a refreshing treat that can be enjoyed by almost anyone. I enjoy it on a toasted English Muffin.

You're welcome.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

Is that Bill Curry in your avy?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

How shall we celebrate the anniversary of Freak's Zone sticky?

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Oh, heavens. 95 just opened a can.....

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

Is that Bill Curry in your avy?

No, it is the Football Forum legend, Knoxville journalist and all around fun guy Jimmy Hyams. I thought I might get on the good side of the FF posters if I used their idol as my avatar.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

How shall we celebrate the anniversary of Freak's Zone sticky?

I think that is an excellent idea. I'm sure Freak would appreciate The Horsemen's help in getting the message out.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

13000 looms.....any big plans for it?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

13000 looms.....any big plans for it?

I want to get 8 infractions in my next 8 posts.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

Did you hear that Yank's wife broke her foot kicking his arse?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

Did you hear that Yank's wife broke her foot kicking his arse?

**** yeah. That ******** prolly had dat mutha****in *** whoopin cummin!

 

[rockytop114]

**** yeah. That ******** prolly had dat mutha****in *** whoopin cummin!

boom!!!!!!!!!

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

Berry's ex wants to get thrown around at next month's meeting. You okay with that?

 

[OtterFH]

The,

Berry's ex wants to get thrown around at next month's meeting. You okay with that?

Pics first IMO.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Pics first IMO.

2ed

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Berry, post a pic of your little lover again.

 

[OtterFH]

Berry, post a pic of your little lover again.

Are we sure it's a female? Age/sex?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Have you not seen the pic? It's where all the midget lover stuff started.