Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[joeydupree]

Ron Mexico blows, dudes.

I wouldn't bother asking him anything else, imo.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,
Is it ok if Scotty and I kidnap a Walmart greeter to hand out stickers and stuff, so he can greet everyone when they walk in the door for tonights party?

Of course. You probably won't have to kidnap them though. Just tell them they get to hang out with us. They will be flattered.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

TRiM, did you enjoy the opening ceremony for the olympics?

No, the Americans looked like a bunch of jackasses in those berets and jackets.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron Mexico blows, dudes.

I wouldn't bother asking him anything else, imo.

Why are you so jealous of the Horsemen?

 

[BearCat204]

No, the Americans looked like a bunch of jackasses in those berets and jackets.

terrorist imo

 

[SergeantVol]

Why are you so jealous of the Horsemen?

I have cast aside my "jealousy" of the horsemen. I realized no matter how much I hate on you guys, you won't go away. I have come to accept that fact and choose to limit my interactions with the horsemen when ever possible. But for the horsemen involved in the Endzone Fantasy Football League, be prepared to loose.

 

[BearCat204]

be prepared to loose.

u such a looser*

 

[SergeantVol]

u such a looser*

Haha I meant *lose. You got me on that one BC. :thumbsup:

 

[BearCat204]

did your parents have any children that lived?

 

[SergeantVol]

did your parents have any children that lived?

Trying your best GYSGT Hartman impersonation?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

Ever spend one night in Bangkok?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbyjyrDrrj1qd6kw4o1_500.jpg

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

Ever spend one night in Bangkok?

No, I have not. But it sounds like a wonderful vacation spot. Can we get a group discount?

 

[Orangeslice13]

The,

If everyone is jumping for Joy and Joy moves out of the way, will they all hit the wall?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

If everyone is jumping for Joy and Joy moves out of the way, will they all hit the wall?

Joy is a whore. She has never gotten out of the way of anything being thrust at her.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

No, I have not. But it sounds like a wonderful vacation spot. Can we get a group discount?

I'm thinking Scotty could get us a killer deal. I'm sure he's connected to the local black market dealers.

What should we bring?

 

[OtterFH]

I'm thinking Scotty could get us a killer deal. I'm sure he's connected to the local black market dealers.

What should we bring?

Count me in

 

[SergeantVol]

The,

Ever spend one night in Bangkok?

I spent some time in Thailand. Mainly for Cobra Gold. Been to Bangkok and Pattia.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I'm thinking Scotty could get us a killer deal. I'm sure he's connected to the local black market dealers.

What should we bring?

*Penicillin

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I'm thinking Scotty could get us a killer deal. I'm sure he's connected to the local black market dealers.

What should we bring?

A case of condoms, clean bottled water and someone to carry our bags.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I spent some time in Thailand. Mainly for Cobra Gold. Been to Bangkok and Pattia.

Shut up.

 

[Orangeslice13]

A case of condoms, clean bottled water and someone to carry our bags.

Sarge will do it.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Trm,

Its been real, keep up the good work.

Luv & hugs

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Trm,

Its been real, keep up the good work.

Luv & hugs

You're not quitting.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

What's your favorite vegetable?