Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[The Ron Mexico]

I'll pass on that type of tailgating.

No you won't. Don't fight the feeling.

 

[SergeantVol]

Usually, I do Memphis 2-3 times a year. Nothing planned so far. I'm down for anything. I already have a standing date with Sly next time I'm in SLC.

We were supposed to hang out in New Orleans but you never showed.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Sup Ron

 

[The Ron Mexico]

We were supposed to hang out in New Orleans but you never showed.

I was in town for three days and even announced it on this website. You got skeered.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Sup Ron

Sup.

 

[SergeantVol]

I was in town for three days and even announced it on this website. You got skeered.

Your awesomeness is pretty intimidating.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Usually, I do Memphis 2-3 times a year. Nothing planned so far. I'm down for anything. I already have a standing date with Sly next time I'm in SLC.

Well, let me know. We need to go over the Horsemen's finances. I think thresher has been skimming again.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Well, let me know. We need to go over the Horsemen's finances. I think thresher has been skimming again.

Very likely.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Well, let me know. We need to go over the Horsemen's finances. I think thresher has been skimming again.

I bounced a check last night at 7-11 trying to buy us some Malt Liquor.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

I bounced a check last night at 7-11 trying to buy us some Malt Liquor.

Damn brah!

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Damn brah!

Old E!

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I bounced a check last night at 7-11 trying to buy us some Malt Liquor.

I moved the money to a new account to stop the skimming. The new account number is 4900SARGE98IS7653JELLI44.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Replacement gold card is in the mail.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I moved the money to a new account to stop the skimming. The new account number is 4900SARGE98IS7653JELLI44.

Mobile like.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Old E!

Damn shame.

 

[SergeantVol]

I moved the money to a new account to stop the skimming. The new account number is 4900SARGE98IS7653JELLI44.

I see what you did there

 

[joeydupree]

Pretty lame attempt at humor, Nerd.

 

[OtterFH]

old e!

h4dl

 

[WA_Vol]

Ron, you ever think about some strange?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Why yeah.......strange men.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, you ever think about some strange?

For Ron Mexico, there is no such thing as "strange". Ron Mexico has already run all the ladies through a familiarization program.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Damnit Thresher

 

[OtterFH]

Ron,
Is it ok if Scotty and I kidnap a Walmart greeter to hand out stickers and stuff, so he can greet everyone when they walk in the door for tonights party?

 

[tang]

TRiM, did you enjoy the opening ceremony for the olympics?

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Ron,
Is it ok if Scotty and I kidnap a Walmart greeter to hand out stickers and stuff, so he can greet everyone when they walk in the door for tonights party?

That's a damn fine idea brah