Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[golfballs]

have you two met?

 

[theFallGuy]

wtfisgoingoninhere?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

What should I cook for Christmas Eve dinner?

This whole time I was under the impression you were male. What you need to do is cook up a plan to get a woman to make dinner for you.

If that doesn't work, go out for Chinese. Those pagan heathens are open year round.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Will Wayne Brady ever have another TV show?

I hope so. If Wayne Brady ever wins an Oscar I'm going to be a very rich man. I got great odds at a Casino.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Why does coffee make me sweat so much?

Go see a doctor.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Hey brah is your name Ron?

No.

 

[theFallGuy]

Hey Ron, what's up?!

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

This whole time I was under the impression you were male. What you need to do is cook up a plan to get a woman to make dinner for you.

If that doesn't work, go out for Chinese. Those pagan heathens are open year round.

^This is why Ron is the most underrated poster on VN

 

[theFallGuy]

This whole time I was under the impression you were male. What you need to do is cook up a plan to get a woman to make dinner for you.

If that doesn't work, go out for Chinese. Those pagan heathens are open year round.

Brah, I cook the meat not the side dishes.

I'm wavering between beef tenderloin and a rack of lamb.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Brah, I cook the meat not the side dishes.

I'm wavering between beef tenderloin and a rack of lamb.

Sup Fall

 

[theFallGuy]

Sup brawski

 

[theFallGuy]

You change avatars more than I change used condoms with $2 hookers

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

You change avatars more than I change used condoms with $2 hookers

Gotta shake dem mods somehow brah

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Hey Ron, what's up?!

Sup

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Brah, I cook the meat not the side dishes.

I'm wavering between beef tenderloin and a rack of lamb.

I support anything involving a rack.

 

[golfballs]

You change avatars more than I change used condoms with $2 hookers

So once every week or two? Nasty

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Fall Guy is notorious for his insatiable desire for cocaine and 2* hookers

 

[golfballs]

Everyone has their vices. Amirite, Ron?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Everyone has their vices. Amirite, Ron?

Everyone. Is being a chubby chaser considered a vice?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Ron, I need to be a screamin eagle

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, I need to be a screamin eagle

Not a chance. The 101st has standards.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Ron. Can you tell us about what you were like as a Young Mexico?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Not a chance. The 101st has standards.

which oe exceeds

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron. Can you tell us about what you were like as a Young Mexico?

Scrawny and shy.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Ron. Why don't you try as hard on my questions as you do most others?