Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[Scotty's Flat Top]

No, it's not trendy. Skinny jeans are in this year though.

Underrated post IMO Love skinny jeans tifwiw

 

[theFallGuy]

Ron,

What should I get the wife for Christmas?

 

[Ca$h Money Vol]

Ron,
What are some below average and very cheap Christmas gift ideas?
Love,
Cash

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

What should I get the wife for Christmas?

You should only get her two lists. One list of how she has disappointed you this year and another list of what you want for Christmas.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,
What are some below average and very cheap Christmas gift ideas?
Love,
Cash

Anything from the Dollar Tree. That's where I do all my shopping.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Ron. Who's your favorite VN poster besides yourself?

 

[GBO18]

Ron, have you ever ordered porn while staying at a hotel?

 

[ImTheCrew]

Or an escort

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron. Who's your favorite VN poster besides yourself?

I have a few. We call them Zonetards.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, have you ever ordered porn while staying at a hotel?

No. Paying for porn is bad technique.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Or an escort

In the past I owned two Ford Escorts. Both were red, 1991 models.

 

[ImTheCrew]

In the past I owned two Ford Escorts. Both were red, 1991 models.

Two 20 year old read heads, gotcha.

 

[theFallGuy]

It must've been racist. This forum is full of 'em

 

[Thrasher865]

Ron, is tuna your favorite flavor of taco?

 

[theFallGuy]

Ron,

Will the Vols having a winning season next year?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, is tuna your favorite flavor of taco?

No, I prefer roast beef.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Why is Flog Balls so deletable.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Flogballs is filling up heaven.

 

[golfballs]

Flogballs is filling up heaven.

or purgatory. did ron answer that question already?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

It got sent to heaven. No.

 

[theFallGuy]

Ron,

What should I cook for Christmas Eve dinner?

 

[GoBigOrangeUT]

Will Wayne Brady ever have another TV show?

 

[theFallGuy]

Ron,

Why does coffee make me sweat so much?

 

[ImTheCrew]

Because you're fat.

 

[theFallGuy]

Hey brah is your name Ron?