Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

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#584
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If Santa's a pimp, why does he hang out with "elves" that look like prepubescant boys running around in candystriped hosiery? Wonder if he's on the sex offender list? The damn perv.
 
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Weezer said:
If Santa's a pimp, why does he hang out with "elves" that look like prepubescant boys running around in candystriped hosiery? Wonder if he's on the sex offender list? The damn perv.
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Do you realize that it is possible to hang out with someone without having sex with them?
 
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Well you said "+ I'm leaving it at that" so I'm thinking big dollas.
 
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The Ron Mexico said:
Do you realize that it is possible to hang out with someone without having sex with them?
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You hang out with 1-6 people. He surrounds himself with elves. On the plus side, he's found a way to feed his perversion without actually committing pedophilia. But then again, he does visit kids in the middle of the night and leave them gifts. Any way you look at it, Mrs. Clause is just a beard.
 
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Weezer said:
You hang out with 1-6 people. He surrounds himself with elves. On the plus side, he's found a way to feed his perversion without actually committing pedophilia. But then again, he does visit kids in the middle of the night and leave them gifts. Any way you look at it, Mrs. Clause is just a beard.
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wow this is some really fked up shat. Next you are going to dis on Mr. Rogers!
 
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theFallGuy said:
wow this is some really fked up shat. Next you are going to dis on Mr. Rogers!
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My opinion of Mr. Rogers differs from most. It seems a lot of people think he was gay. No ****in' way. Man was a true pimp, that's why it was his mutha ****in' neighborhood.
 
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The Ron Mexico said:
Your standards are too low. Also, I'm going to bed for the night. Tomorrow b..ches!
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Compared to the $18,500 he makes working at the baby gap, that's professional athlete status. $60,000 is nothing to sneeze at, Ron. I'm very proud of you, you've done well for yourself, especially for a Mexico.
 
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Thrasher865 said:
Compared to the $18,500 he makes working at the baby gap, that's professional athlete status. $60,000 is nothing to sneeze at, Ron. I'm very proud of you, you've done well for yourself, especially for a Mexico.
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American Eagle.
 
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theFallGuy said:
Ron,

Are you actually from Mexico? Or do you just love Mexicans and their homeland?
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No, I have never been to Mexico. I am neutral on the Mexican people. However, we do need to keep them out of the Endzone. If we let 'em in they'll have this whole place sheetrocked and roofed in a weekend.

By the way, you're a racist for asking.
 
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