Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[Thrasher865]

So enough to get me a small buzz? Cause I have a liver that is tough as nails.

Yes, approximately 2 to 3 ounces.

 

[Thrasher865]

Ron, turn me into a dragon!

 

[theFallGuy]

Yes, approximately 2 to 3 cases.

fyp

 

[Thrasher865]

Yes, approximately 2 to 3 cases of O'Doul's.

fyp

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[Scotty's Flat Top]

So enough to get me a small buzz? Cause I have a liver that is tough as nails.

I use to have this same issue Fall. So I moved on to Speedballs. Best. Decision. Ever.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Sup Thrasher

 

[theFallGuy]

excellent choice Thrash. I love the feeling of fresh cocaine and heroin in the morning.

Such a rush

 

[theFallGuy]

I use to have this same issue Fall. So I moved on to Speedballs. Best. Decision. Ever.

.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, turn me into a dragon!

I could, but I choose not to grant your wish.

 

[possumslayer]

Thrash has same days off that I do ? Strange or not?
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[theFallGuy]

Ron,

What was better the Original NES or the Super Nintendo 16bit system?

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Ron mother F***ING Mexico mother F***ERS

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

What was better the Original NES or the Super Nintendo 16bit system?

No video game system will ever be as sweet ass awesome as the original NES. I got one for my 12th burfday/christmas. Best present I ever got.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Thrash has same days off that I do ? Strange or not?
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Not. He's stalking you.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Ron you seem like a sad Panda. What can we do for you Ron?

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

I got speedballs and hookers

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

If it suits your fancy

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Thrash has same days off that I do ? Strange or not?
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Not. He's stalking you.

 

[Thrasher865]

Not. He's stalking you.

Shh. Don't tell.

 

[Thrasher865]

Not. He's stalking you.

Shh. Don't tell.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron you seem like a sad Panda. What can we do for you Ron?

One of those TV preachers promised me abundance if I would "sew a seed" within his ministry. Now I'm broke and it burns when I pee. Where did I go wrong?

 

[possumslayer]

Not. He's stalking you.

Ron can you draw up a restraining order?
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[The Ron Mexico]

Ron can you draw up a restraining order?
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Absolutely. Where's my quill and onion paper?

 

[Thrasher865]

Ron, can you draft me an order of non-restraint?

 

[theFallGuy]

Ron

Can you draft me an order for a #2 Meal and a large Diet Dr. Pepper?