Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, can you draft me an order of non-restraint?

Sure. But let me finish his restraining order first.

 

[Thrasher865]

Will you tear it up once you show it to him?

 

[possumslayer]

Absolutely. Where's my quill and onion paper?

I have some 1.25s will that do?
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[The Ron Mexico]

Ron

Can you draft me an order for a #2 Meal and a large Diet Dr. Pepper?

No. You get the #9 with cheese and an Orange Fanta to drink.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I have some 1.25s will that do?
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I don't understand your crazy space language. 1.25s? Is that a drug reference?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Will you tear it up once you show it to him?

No. Both orders will stand. It will be like dividing by zero.

 

[possumslayer]

No. Both orders will stand. It will be like dividing by zero.

thrash,I believe this is the fake Ron Mexico !
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[Thrasher865]

1.25" floppy disks

 

[Thrasher865]

I don't know who you think you are, Mexico, but we're about to have a problem.

 

[theFallGuy]

Maybe he is really Canadian.

 

[possumslayer]

Maybe he is really Canadian.

strong accusation
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[possumslayer]

Fk,just got to work
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[possumslayer]

Ron do you have the power to ban 2nd shift work...?
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[OrangeEmpire]

Ron,

Does OE and Ron equal ebony and ivory?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Ron do you have the power to ban 2nd shift work...?
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here,here

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I don't know who you think you are, Mexico, but we're about to have a problem.

The old Ron Mexico moved to *********.com. I have taken over. You *****es bes recognize.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron do you have the power to ban 2nd shift work...?
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Yes. But I don't do favors.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Ron,

Does OE and Ron equal ebony and ivory?

well

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Ron, you keep your collection of porn in your closet or in a nightstand?

 

[DD4ME]

I have some 1.25s will that do?
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Lulz

 

[Behr]

Sorry if already been asked...


How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll tootsie roll pop?

 

[DD4ME]

Sorry if already been asked...


How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll tootsie roll pop?

Is she dentures out or in?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, you keep your collection of porn in your closet or in a nightstand?

I keep it in a three ring binder that I carry with me all the time. I need immediate access whenever some free time arises.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Sorry if already been asked...


How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll tootsie roll pop?

1,975. This number is an average I came up with after licking three 1 pound bags of Tootsie pops.

You're welcome.

 

[DD4ME]

Where'd you get your name