Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[theFallGuy]

I keep it in a three ring binder that I carry with me all the time. I need immediate access whenever some free time arises.

Ron,

have you ever considered getting a smart phone and just accessing porn over the web?

Also, does this mean you carry an old sock around with yoU?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Where'd you get your name

A little story about *****es who lie to the health department in Fulton County, Georgia.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

have you ever considered getting a smart phone and just accessing porn over the web?

Also, does this mean you carry an old sock around with yoU?

No, terrible idea.

I don't masturbate. I view pornography to philosophize about the aocial significance.

 

[theFallGuy]

No, terrible idea.

I don't masturbate. I view pornography to philosophize about the aocial significance.

Wow incredible. ARe you Confuscious Reincarnate?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

The,

Have you ever found love in a hopeless place?

 

[theFallGuy]

The,

Have you ever found love in a hopeless place?

Like a strip club?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The,

Have you ever found love in a hopeless place?

Yes, Oak Ridge National Laboratory.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Like a strip club?

Those are just college girls trying to pay for their nursing degree. Why you gotta bad mouth 'em?

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

why the f-in man trying to hold me down Ron?

 

[theFallGuy]

Ron,

Why does Scotty like huge asses?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

why the f-in man trying to hold me down Ron?

Because you keep dat sh.t real ass real. Da man be threatened by you.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Why does Scotty like huge asses?

See my last post. Also, Scotty has good taste, apparently.

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Ron is that your patch from the air force days? That is bad ass

 

[theFallGuy]

Ron,

Why does work suck so bad?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron is that your patch from the air force days? That is bad ass

I still fly as a part timer. Probably 250 hours a year. But yes, that is the patches I wear on the road.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Why does work suck so bad?

Find something you love. You need to make your vocation your vacation.

-paraphrased from Mark Twain

 

[The Ron Mexico]

How in the hell did this thread get to 800 posts?

 

[theFallGuy]

Ron,

What's up with the lady at work that is always jacked up on coffee and talks super loud? Does everyone office have one of those?

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Ron,

What's up with the lady at work that is always jacked up on coffee and talks super loud? Does everyone office have one of those?

I feel ya brah.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

What's up with the lady at work that is always jacked up on coffee and talks super loud? Does everyone office have one of those?

Every office has one. It's always a woman or a gay guy. I called the lady at your workplace. She's just trying to get your attention because she wants your cock.

 

[theFallGuy]

Every office has one. It's always a woman or a gay guy. I called the lady at your workplace. She's just trying to get your attention because she wants your cock.

Nasty, she's gross and fat.

 

[Appalachiamuck]

Ron,
Why do we need oil & natural gas?

Also, Scotty's avatar is f amazing :wub:

 

[possumslayer]

Ron,why did the Jews kill Jesus?
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[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,
Why do we need oil & natural gas?

Also, Scotty's avatar is f amazing

Your question is flawed. Oil and natural gas are not needs.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,why did the Jews kill Jesus?

Not sure how I should approach this one. Here's my best guess. The Jews disn't kill Jesus, the Romans government did. All because they were jealous of his carpentry skills, his skills with mud rubbing (on eyes), and his rockin 6 pack abs.

Pontius Pilate was so jelli.