Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

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hohenfelsvol said:
Can you explain the ending of Matrix Revolutions?
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Gsvol gave me some help on this one. It's a metaphor for the liberal media's hatred of America. Also, it represents how the Islamists will soon dominate America with Sharia law. Probably starting next week.

Thanks gsvol.
 
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Thrasher865 said:
Giving me a raise was a weird technique to get me to quit.
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Yes, they are trying to get you to believe you are worth more than you actually are. That way you'll feel underappreciated and go else where. They're wily.
Would you recommend I take a poop in the company microwave?
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Yes. That way you can ensure that it is cleaned by someone else on a regular basis.
 
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Dear Ron,

Who will be the new defensive coordinator and will his milkshake bring all the boys to the yard? (no homo)
 
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golfballs03 said:
Dear Ron,

Who will be the new defensive coordinator and will his milkshake bring all the boys to the yard? (no homo)
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I fully expect it to be someone we've never heard of. Who would want to come to Tennessee right now? I'm undecided on the status of his milkshake.
 
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Ron,
you need to state you opinion on the upcoming DC hire immediately in the Football forum.
Thanks,
3*
 
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The,

Why did crazy women back in the day decide they wanted to get jobs instead of stay at home and take care n be well rested up for their husbands pleasures?
 
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MY3*CANBEATUPUR5* said:
Ron,
you need to state you opinion on the upcoming DC hire immediately in the Football forum.
Thanks,
3*
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I've considered going over there and throwing around some troof. I haven't received any threats of physical violence recently. Maybe it's about time.
 
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wildnkrazykat said:
The,

Why did crazy women back in the day decide they wanted to get jobs instead of stay at home and take care n be well rested up for their husbands pleasures?
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1. B.tches be trippin.
2. They're sammich making ability was not up to par, so they might as well make some money.
3. The lesbians convinced them it was a good idea. I think they see the error of their ways now.
 
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"3. The lesbians convinced them it was a good idea. I think they see the error of their ways now."

Boom, you are a true guru Ron! You are like the magic 8-ball of the Volnation board.
 
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