Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[The Ron Mexico]

What the crap you do to that helmet?

Made it awesome. As soon as the restraining order expires I'm going to forward all my ideas to the UT AD.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Is that Wal-Mart in the reflection?

 

[vols_fan_68]

Ron, do you still have me on ignore ?

And is it mexico or mehico?

 

[wildnkrazykat]

I thought it was mejixo

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Ron, why u no luv oe

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Is that Wal-Mart in the reflection?

No, it's my mom's basement. She let's me have my D&D tournaments there.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, do you still have me on ignore ?

And is it mexico or mehico?

No, I have moved you from "ignore" status to "shun" status.

It's a hard X.

 

[GBO18]

No, it's my mom's basement. She let's me have my D&D tournaments there.

Why are the lights on then?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron, why u no luv oe

I've had your back in the politics forum and the pub recently. Even that idiot that told you to marry a whore, I bashed his ass.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

I've had your back in the politics forum and the pub recently. Even that idiot that told you to marry a whore, I bashed his ass.

yeah

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Why do I get a funny feeling in my penis region when I see a dirty sewer skank?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Why do I get a funny feeling in my penis region when I see a dirty sewer skank?

I've got bad news for you. That feeling you are having is a natural response to the possibility of sex. Sewer skanks are generally an easier catch. Bang as many as you can get your hands on. You need the practice. Sounds like your self gratification techniques are weak (getting caught by your mom).

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Ronnie my days of being caught red or cock handed shall I say are long over.. I will take your advice and bang as many dirty skanks as humanly possible. I mean what possibly could go wrong??

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ronnie my days of being caught red or cock handed shall I say are long over.. I will take your advice and bang as many dirty skanks as humanly possible. I mean what possibly could go wrong??

Nothing, unless you're skeered of awesomeness.

 

[theFallGuy]

Ron,

Why does coming back to work after Christmas break suck so bad?

 

[Thrasher865]

Ron,

Why does coming to work suck so bad?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Ron,

Just found out wilcox left.......is there any optimism left?

 

[Thrasher865]

Ron,

Just found out we hired Randy Shannon. Will he work for Jon Gruden, you think?

 

[theFallGuy]

Ron,

Just found out the whole football team imploded and all the coaches left, should i just focus on basketball season now?

 

[possumslayer]

Ron,what can I eat to make my farts smell real bad?
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[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Why does coming to work suck so bad?

Ron,

Why does coming back to work after Christmas break suck so bad?

Your boss plans it that way. They hate you and are trying to get tou to quit.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Just found out wilcox left.......is there any optimism left?

No, there isn't. It's gonna suck in '12.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Just found out we hired Randy Shannon. Will he work for Jon Gruden, you think?

Have you heard about Gruden owning practically all of Grainger County? That guy loves tomatoes. I think it's a foregone conclusion that Grudens' wife will be the cheerleading coach. That's all the info I have.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Ron,

Just found out the whole football team imploded and all the coaches left, should i just focus on basketball season now?

Yes. But remember, the basketball team lost to Austin Peay and has a coach whose name rhymes with that of a muppet.

 

[hohenfelsvol]

Can you explain the ending of Matrix Revolutions?