Ask Ron Mexico Anything, Except For Life Advice

[The Ron Mexico]

Who can I ask for life advice? NVM, I forgot that was my assignment.

I handle life advice as well.

 

[DD4ME]

Dueling life advicists

 

[Orangeslice13]

TRM, I got home tonight to find the neighbor across the street has backed a tire into my front yard and left a track 4In deep. Should I kick his azz or let him explain 1st?

 

[MY3*VOLS]

TRM,
What the hell happened with all these groups in tha zone? We can't all just be one anymore in the zone?
Thanks for your reply,
3*

 

[The Ron Mexico]

TRM, I got home tonight to find the neighbor across the street has backed a tire into my front yard and left a track 4In deep. Should I kick his azz or let him explain 1st?

You should rent a backhoe. Go to his yard and dig a giant hole. When your neighbor becomes upset, yourespond with, "That's how I roll". Then shave their dog. I guarantee he will never mess with your yard again.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

TRM,
What the hell happened with all these groups in tha zone? We can't all just be one anymore in the zone?
Thanks for your reply,
3*

The Horsemen started as a friendly, peace loving group of philanthropists. We are just trying to help. Everybody else got jealous of our success and attacked us.

 

[possumslayer]

The Horsemen started as a friendly,horse sodomizing loving group of homosexuals. We are just trying to post pad. Everybody else got jealous of our success and attacked us.

Edited,lulz
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[possumslayer]

Me heard mr.ed and trigger are seeking rape charges on the horsemen .
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[The Ron Mexico]

These are the senseless attacks I'm talking about. By the way, we're doing a fund raiser at WalMart today. Come out and donate.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Possumlayer gets mad easy.

 

[ego]

Mexico, do you lay in the tanning bed or spray tan?

 

[Orangeslice13]

Mexico, do you lay in the tanning bed or spray tan?

TRM tans due to the glow of awesomeness that flows from his heart.

 

[farmersdaughter]

I am on the pale side (as was discussed in another thread). Does he charge to bask in his presence? I need to get a good tan as my whiteness is hampering the wearing of my assless chaps. Thanks

 

[Thrasher865]

So he tans from the inside out?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I am on the pale side (as was discussed in another thread). Does he charge to bask in his presence? I need to get a good tan as my whiteness is hampering the wearing of my assless chaps. Thanks

I'm not sure basking would work. I'm thinking some personal injections may do the trick.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

So he tans from the inside out?

Doesn't everyone?

 

[Orangeslice13]

I am on the pale side (as was discussed in another thread). Does he charge to bask in his presence? I need to get a good tan as my whiteness is hampering the wearing of my assless chaps. Thanks

4 horseperson nominee!!!

 

[Orangeslice13]

TRM,

I misused the word your in Thrasher's thread and Itch Busted me for it. Should he now be dead to me?

 

[Thrasher865]

So you're conveniently in my thread, but you had to leave it to come here to ask your question? I know how much my opinion is valued on this forum :cray:

 

[Orangeslice13]

So you're conveniently in my thread, but you had to leave it to come here to ask your question? I know how much my opinion is valued on this forum :cray:

I'm following the rules my brother. Life advice you. Every thing else Mexico.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

TRM,

I misused the word your in Thrasher's thread and Itch Busted me for it. Should he now be dead to me?

Yes, itch should be dead to you. In fact he shall remain dead to me also until he posts a slam dunk video of himself.

 

[Thrasher865]

been dead to me for a while, bro

#dunkvid

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Until Itc dresses as Sacagawea while producing a dunk video I will hate him with the passion of seven cases of the crabs

 

[theFallGuy]

Itch is a couch rapist. That's all I know.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

The Horsemen are demanding a dunk video. Make it happen itch.